1,000th Post Stuff!!

It’s our thousandth post woooooo! That’s ONE THOUSAND different times I have randomly added something to your inbox. ONE THOUSAND times I have posted something pointless! Time for math :D, but don’t worry it’s easy. We have 13,171 views at the moment. When we divide 13,171 by 1,000, you get 13.171. So on average, everything I post gets about 13 views. Think that’s cool? No? Well this is! So far on the blog, we have gotten 2,860 likes! When we divide that we get 2.86, which rounds to 3. On average we get 3 likes per post.

Also, stats have been down the last couple days, so let’s get em back up. This year I’m hoping to beat 2014 in views, got over 5,000 that year so it’s going to be difficult. But I BELIEVE I can do it by posting a bunch of posts that take like 3 minutes to read, unlike this one, show me we are worthy of the holy rileysbackpack.com

Now let’s take a brief tour in history through the phases of Rileys Backpack.

At first, the random things phase, where I posted a bunch of weird stuff.

Then, the Minecraft phase, the result of which is this page.

After, the reblog phase, where 80% of my posts were shared.

Later, the comments time, when I amassed like 5,000 views in 2014.

Then I was pretty inactive in 2015. 

I started posting normal again in early 2016, in the life phase.

And then in 2017, I was amazed by the hundreds of millions of views we got during 2016.

Oh darn I just jinxed it. Thanks for reading, help undo my jinx by viewing my posts hundreds of thousands of timed, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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The Most Popular Post of ALL TIME!!

Today I am here to talk to you about the most popular post of all time, and no, it isn’t this one. This is actually really strange, because it’s an abandoned project from years ago. But apparently it is a post I have written that has amassed literally hundreds of views on its own, and pops up occasionally in my daily views. I give you,

Minecraft Total Drama Map!!!

So it’s a preview of a minecraft map that I made that was tagged:

Competitive Map, Cartoon Network, Minecraft, Total Drama

And that somehow amassed 371 views. That’s all for this edition of, ALL TIME!!

P. S. If any of these records are undermined i’ll make a new post!!


More Likes than Views Daily…

I thought views were supposed to be special, but apparently not on Rileys Backpack…

Everyday I get more likes than people actually looking at pages or posts on my blog. I thought it was supposed to be the other way around but apparently not. I don’t know if this is a good thing or not but I guess it is because people like me.

Comic Creations · Differences Between Superheroes · Everything Awesome · Home

Differences Between Superheroes

Superman is superpowered

Captain America is sorta superpowered

Superman is from the DC universe

Captain America is from the Marvel Universe

Superman wears Red, Blue and Yellow

Captain America wears Red, White, and Blue

Superman is from Krypton

Captain America is from an Ireland as an immigrant.

Superman is in the Justice Leauge

Captain America is from the Avengers

Thanks For Reading!!!! 

Views are back up! Let’s keep it that way!


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I’m making a new book! And idea’s…

I have an idea on how to post better! I’ll have a specific post for each day! As well as the normal weird flow of posts that come out of my mouth and into the screen, there will also be a scheduled post for each day. Here’s the list!

Monday: Ideas And Updates

Tuesday: Minecraft Post (Servers, Redstone, ect)

Wednesday: Dum Cheese Story

Thursday: Difference’s Between Superheroes (Now A Series!)

Friday: Total Drama: Rileys Backpack Style (Finally Back)

Saturday: Life Post

Sunday: Origami Post

This will be starting next Monday!

Remember, keep up the views and read the posts!

Comic Creations · Dum Cheese and Friends · Everything Awesome · Home · Pictures

Merry Christmas Everybody!

I hope everyone has an awesome Christmas!

Sorry, I haven’t been posting much recently, but im going to turn all that around in the new year!

Alright, Cheeses, this is the final stretch. we’ve been in war for over a year now and Dum Cheese needs all the Cheese-Power he can get! Lets like all the way to Jupiter, Comment To Pluto,  and put the follows through the roof!

We got dis! Uh Huh uh huh! Let’s double the views of this year!

Dum Cheese Christmas

It’s gonna be a yellow christmas!

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Let’s Beat The Views From Last Year!

Come on! We got dis! We only have to beat 378 views… which is tiny. And we haven’t beat it yet. Come on! If every Cheese goes to the first post, and just reads all 728 posts then we can beat our views record by like, 120,000 views!

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Help Me Cheeses… Your This Site’s Only Hope!

Help Rileys Backpack get more views! We are dying!


Good Views Today!


Also, apparently no one listened when I told about the backpack searches 😆


Well, yeah, also, I play Tiny Death Star.


And Simpsons Tapped Out




We are failing the average this week! Make today and tomorrow days with tons of views!! Also, getting closer to the One-Year Anniversary!!