Free Lunch #28

Hello there you vampire slayers. The sunburn and tiredness is mostly gone now so I can hope to make a good post. Every Tuesday since I changed the schedule of Free Lunch, I’ve forgotten to post. But I will post today!

If you don’t know the rules to Free Lunch, basically I get a device and try to type for 5 minutes without stopping. This is a very old tradition dating back to 2016.

Starting at 9:49.

Yesterday as you know, I went to the wavepool. I got really sunburned and tired but it was super fun. I went on one of the two tall waterslides there, and it wasn’t fun! It hurt my back a lot, and I couldn’t see anything most of the time. Aside from that, the actual wavepool was really fun, and the other shorter slide was nice.

I’ve also started a new anime, Attack on Titan. I watched the first episode yesterday, and i’m going to watch the second one today because it was really interesting. Unfortunately i’m used to being babied and watching dubbed animes, and this one doesn’t have on option for that, so i’m back to reading subtitles.

In game and Youtube news, I think I might add speedruns for the other quests in Kindergarten, so vote in this poll if you want me to.

My laptop has had a surge in activity as of late, with the download of Kindergarten, and a different game with a really long title by the guy who made Stanley Parable. Another game I hope to get within the next few weeks is Rakuen, which seems really interesting based on the game description on Steam.

My time is up for today, I hope you enjoyed this post 😀

Dictionary Taboo:

the transmission and reception of electromagnetic waves of radio frequency, especially those carrying sound messages.


Clash Royale Miner Exclusive!!

For those of you who have the miner and just the miner.

This is the deck I have had most success with, and I started out with the log instead of arrows but arrows word very well so I’m keeping them.

And here is a fun one I have had moderate success with(granted my cards are under leveled).

The idea for this one is pretty simple, miner cycle and chip, then rocket to win!

And while testing this, I actually won this in the second battle I played!

Actually I got the miner from my first one so who knows..

I’m going to hold on to this and unlock it with some other awesome chests I win, so if you want a post on that let me know!

And I played a lavahound inferno dragon with heal and it was deadly, so if you want to see that again, comment.

Finally thank you for reading day 6 of pedim, where I am already hurting for post ideas. Also because Riley is a well liked genie he has double my views still :/

Tomorrow never knows, so expect anything (and by anything I mean the Truth post I didn’t write today), as as I chipped away yesterday:

*exclaimation* ! My  *noun* has *verb* onto my *family member*‘s *noun*!

Pokemon Go: Pichu, Wartortle, Aerodactyl

Hello there you lights. Today I have a Pokemon Go post for you! I haven’t done one of these in a bit, so I thought I’d make one!

The last few days I’ve been doing well in Pokemon Go. I’ve caught a fair amount of new ones since the last post!

I also have eight 5k eggs, which I find really annoying, because they don’t hatch things that I like 😦

Other than that, how are you all doing? Sorry we haven’t posted recently, there’s just not much to post on.

So yeah.

Thanks for reading all the way down to the bottom of the post!

Dictionary Taboo:

A covering, as of straw, compost, or plastic sheeting, spread on the ground around plants to prevent excessive evaporation and erosion, enrich the soil, and inhibit weed growth.


Clash Royale – How To Get Level 10 Clan Chest

Hello you vestitudes, today I’m gonna tell you all an easy way to get your clan chest to the most it can be for your clan.

For those of you who dislike Clash Royale stuff or don’t play, don’t worry, im putting out a poem tomorrow 🙂



Step 1: Drop as many trophies as possible. I know it’s tedious and discouraging to see yourself lose over and over but it must be done! For extra effort and extra crowns, you can aim for one or two Crown Towers before letting your opponent take out your King Tower.

A bad arena

Step 2: Once you’re down to a reasonably bad arena (Pekka’s Playhouse, Barbarian Bowl etc), get your best deck and demolish all the noobs down there. You can usually three crown in about a minute until you get up to higher up Builder’s Workshop.
I was able to get about a 100 crowns for my clan today while doing this. I went down to Pekka’s Playhouse and was able to consistently three star until I hit Royal Arena. Tomorrow I’ll push the rest of the way back to where I was (Frozen Peak).

Thank you so much for reading 😀


Clash Royale: My New Deck

Hello there you scalene triangles, today I’m sharing my deck in Clash Royale. 

In light of how much the game has changed in the few months I was away, my old deck is obsolete.

Obsolete ;-;

Luckily though, I’ve found a new deck that uses the OP Elite Barbarians in a way i’ m comfortable with using.

With an Average Elixir Cost of 3.4, this one dares far better against more modern decks.

This deck helped me push from 2200 to 2450!

If you have the Elite Barbs and Fire Spirits at the beginning of the match, play them both with the Fire Spirits staggered behind a bit.

Also if you have the Zap and Elite Barbs, you can send them ahead and use the Zap to obliterate a defending Skeleton Army or Minion Horde.

Same thing goes with the Hog and Fire Spirits/Zap.

Main Offense:

Hog Trifecta

Hog w/Goblins or Fire Spirits

Elite Barbarians w/Fire Spirits or Zap

Main Defense:

To counter Elite Barbarians, use the Bomber and pull them to the middle with Fire Spirits.

For anything else, Goblins, Musketeer, Bomber, Zap, or Valkyrie depending on the situation.

Thanks for reading this post :3


Happy 2017 Everybody! Plus 299 Followers!


For the record, we are actually only at 299 followers, so i’m not sure why Jamie put out that post saying we were at 300 lol.

But for the amazing milestone of 299, I’ve noticed something amazing. Today, go and check your computer to see what the date is. It will say 1/1/17, in meaning how 1+1+17*15.7368421053=299. Isn’t that a crazy coincidence, that OUR blog is at 299 followers, and that simple math sentence of the date equals 299?

Heheh, horrible jokes aside, thanks for bringing me this far guys.

Alas, it’s time for a poll!

For the New Year, i’m reviving two series! And you guys get to vote on which ones are resurrected from the grave :D. You get three votes apiece because WordPress wouldn’t let me give you two..

Whichever two series have the most votes in three days get to come back for weekly or biweekly posting!

Thanks for reading to the bottom and don’t forget to vote ;D



You Have 10 Seconds

Hey there ya peeps. I’m lazy and don’t feel like actually writing a post, so here are some YouTube videos I made in place of me typing all about this game with screenshots and everything.

(pssst there’s a real post under the videos!)

Hey, you made it all the way down here! I decided to write a post albeit a small one! Tomorrow our Thanksgiving Break ends, which I am not happy about, because I have to get up at 6:30 for school in like 12 hours. I just got a haircut today, and I like it. Over the break, I worked a bit on the YouTube channel which you can see here, but otherwise it was uneventful. If anything happens to you tell me, cause i’m realllllllllllllllllllllllllly bored.

Thanks for reading all the way to the very bottom, if you did comment “#IRead2Bottom” for no reason at all!


LOTE: Characters

Hey you, this is the LOTE post for the week. Hope you enjoy even tho all the good stuff is (SPOILER)ed.

Player – Prospers brother. Fate decided by YOU!

Prosper – Your brother, who turns out to be a fantastic martial-artist, once trained. He is younger than you, funny, and pure. If you (SPOILER). If you BEFRIEND ALL, right as (SPOILER) is about to kill you, he (SPOILER) and saves you, giving you time for either a final attack or a plead for peace.

Waltex – A human who came to the land hundreds of years ago, a murderer and conquerer, he took control of the land, and enforced strict laws. He is a powerful magician, and was trapped in the land by a curse made by one of his enemies. He is cruel and the smartest creature in the land.

Angry Merchant – Prosper tries to steal some food from him, so he goes after you. He is, essentially, an Angry Merchant. His battle sentences are all about money, and his boss-side battle is coins falling, and you have to dodge them.

The Wrong Guy – Remember when your parents always said, sometime, your going to say the wrong thing to the wrong guy. The Wrong Guy is frustrated after you make a small comment on him needing to get a haircut. He is very angry, and his sentences are burning you, disgracing your haircut, shoes, and clothes. His boss-side battle is scissors chopping across the screen, and hair falling that you have to avoid. You can find him in Warm Watertown.

Thanks for reading 🙂

Writing The Longest Post Of ALL TIME!!

For those of you who don’t remember back when I started this in May, I decided I was going to write the longest post on Rileys Backpack yet. As of finishing this prologue right now, the final word count is 2134.

So that’s right, you read me. Today we are going to see if we can write the longest post of all time about everything I can scour my brain to write about while I’m doing this.. So let’s start, the time is 12:37, and I’m in Math Class. We were doing Map Testing but I finished it yesterday.


Now I pretty much have the entire period to do whatever it is I wish to do.

I’ve been thinking and I’m wondering if there is any website you can use that is specifically geared towards writers featuring their writings live, like as they type it their followers can watch the page, see them develop ideas and such. Anyways I just thought it would be kind of cool. NEXT!!

So I’ve been practicing a lot of soccer after school now, and I figured out a way to build your stamina each day magnificently! I call it, the Cheestamina Effect!! Which sounds incredibly stupid because I just came up with it on the spot. Wait, scratch that name, let’s just call it “the thing from the swamp”. I’ve been using the thing from the swamp to help improve my stamina greatly. So here’s how the thing from the swamp works. I have a big back and front yard. I measured a distance from a telephone pole to a fence and its 90 feet (or 30 meters [pretty much]) So basically one run from the telephone pole and to the fence and back is one lap. For someone who was previously so unfit (such as myself), you have to start with a small number, like 7 or 9. So run that, then the next day run one more lap than before. Then one more the next. And so on. I’m at a really high number, so most days im running the equivalent of half a mile. Think about it. There and back is 180 feet, and a mile is 5210. So running only 14 is 2520, which is only a bit off of a half a mile. So if you do this, after a couple of days of stopping eating junk food and running with this system, you’ll be as fit as a fiddle. NEXT!!!!

I don’t know if I have mentioned this yet, but I am reading the Maze Runner series, and I’m on the Kill Order. I’m not going to spoil it, but all I have to say is (Spoiler Alert—– WHY DOES NEWT HAVE TO DIE ;-;—– Spoiler Alert) Sorry if you saw that before reading the spoiler alert. *sobs* I didn’t care about all the other people who die. NEXT!!

So a while ago me and my brother and sister started watching the show Lost, which is a drama about people who crash on a mysterious island. There are a ton of really interesting characters, and the best part about it is all the plot twists. In every season there is something new to fret about. The Others (the island’s natives)! The Hatch (4 8 15 16 23 42)! Charles Whitmore (Evil billionaire)!

That’s 500 Words.

And here’s another spoiler.. Up ahead… I highly recommend that if you haven’t seen the show you steer clear of the next sentence. I’m serious. Stop reading. I want you to watch the show and if you keep reading this you will never be able to enjoy it. Last warning. Why does Charlie have to die?? He could have just waltzed out, closed the stupid door and told Desmond himself that it’s not her boat. It was meaningless death! WHYY!!!


I’m getting a bit tired of typing, I’ve been doing this for a good 20 minutes and i’m going to just continue this later. Also in the mean time i’ll post something about advertising in this post. Just like all special posts and everything more than five minutes long, it needs advertisement breaks to keep your skull from exploding. Welp, i’ll be back in a bit. Signing off at 650 words.

May 11th, 2016, 11:23

Heyo I’m back with the longest post of all time and now I have an advertisement to log into this so once I think the time is right i’ll add it in.





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Yea so there ya go Brandoboy. Today I’m going to be talking about absolutely nothing. I’m getting a bit (AKA EXTREMELY) bored of writing this. I feel like I should just import some material from before, but I can’t do that cause this has to be brand new writing. As you all know, I used to avidly play Minespud (a minecraft server with bending). The reason I stopped posting about it isn’t good. The server shut down and now I have nothing to do on minecraft, and because of this, I’ve pretty much stopped playing it for the time being. If any of you can think of a server I can play with factions and that isn’t too big, please recommend it in the comments below. Of course most of you won’t ever actually read this because your just going to read the top of the page, scroll waaaaay down to the bottom, and say “Oh yea I read it all!”. So if you actually read this bit in the middle, then say so by typing “Just 2 More” in the comments. Dang that’s 900 I’m getting reaaaaaal tired of writing this post.

I think i’ll go to a thousand and then stop for today. So. Clash of Clans. In this game, the clan Polar Cheese still thrives and we are getting really good at war. We are on a war win streak of 4 right now, and we are presently wrecking the next clan so soon it will be at 5. I’ve set up a new system to show who is the most important, War MVP and Donating Champ. I continuously win Donating Champ, and I try to pass around War MVP. That’s 1014 and I’m signing off for today. The time is 11:33.

I’m back, and it’s June 4th at 10:58 PM. I should probably be sleeping though. I’m on a pretty big losing streak on Clash Royale. But aside from that I’m in South Carolina right now, the night before the family reunion where there’s tons of food and family! I’m staying at my Great-Uncles house, and there’s wifi and cable 😌 xD. But yea there’s not much to talk about anymore. The dog that’s in this house starting freaking out earlier barking and he woke my brother and sister up. Such loudness :P. But he went to my moms room so were good now. I’m getting tired so I’m gone for now, cya signing off at 11:02!!

Jeez it’s Been months, I’m still doing this? Uhh

It’s now August 13th, i’m just here to add some to this forever going project. I plan to stop once we hit 5,000 words. But hey, thats probably not going to happen until next year. At the moment, I am working on LOTE (Land of The Elves). I’ve got the story and everything down, and by the time this post comes out, the game might be finished xD. Jamie has Undertale on his computer, we are doing Pacifist, and last night we got past Papyrus! Then we dated him..

My current interests are Twenty One Pilots, Undertale, Rileys Backpack, and jacksepticeye. On Pokemon Go, I am level 16, and my best current pokemon is a 1095 Vaporeon. Brendan is working on music for LOTE, and i’m about to go get a sandwhich. I’m getting ready to delete some pages, cause they are irrelevant. Pages like Video Games (And Other Games), and Clash of Clans War Records. I might restart War Records later once I have more war stuff to talk about. At the moment, our clan has a war win streak of 2 and it’s about to be 3 :D.

Welp, i’ll be back in a bit after my sandwich. I’m going to let my sister type in PINK.


Well that was weird. And it took her 10 minutes to do that… Do you mind if I just copy and paste something I wrote previously xD thats like 1,000 words? No.. I have to stay strong. Today I got 200 words done ;-;

BUT I”M NOT DONEEEE. whya why did that text turn gray lol. I never clicked for it to turn gray. I have to go for now.

3:50 August 13th. Here’s some LOTE details. Beware, kinda spoilers.

Area 1 is the House

In Area 1, you are Inside a house with thunderstorms raging outside, and your brother talking to you about how bored he is. He is younger than you , and his name is Prosper. He laughs, telling you he would find something to do. When he walks out of the room, the game explains the controls. On the wall is a drawing of Dum Cheese. The closet is full of clothes. There are two beds in the room, one is messy and one is clean. If you try to interact with the bed, you hear a growl. The hallway is mostly empty, aside from the blue rainbow painting. There are three doors, one leads to the kitchen, one to the basement, and one with Prospers speech bubble coming from, which is the bedroom. You are able to explore the house, but the basement door is locked. The key is hidden in a kitchen drawer, but the basement only holds a pingpong table, with a note on top and two paddles. To read note please see A1N1. The paddles can be picked up. If you go into the basement then leave, Prosper yells for you again, this time saying, ‘Hurry Up! What are you doing that’s so important??’

If you go back into the kitchen, in the drawer next to the oven, there is a totally dark photograph. For more information on that see A1P1. Also, stuck to the fridge is a note, which you can find more about at in A1N2. Once you (FINALLY) go into the next bedroom that Prosper is in, you see him making a suprised face at an elf who popped out of the sheets of the bed. He starts to talk in a language you don’t understand, and draws a blade, although he looks nervous about using it. Prosper backs away slowly, and you are given an option to fight him, offer him your lollipop, or back away. If you fight him, combat begins. If you offer him the lollipop, he grins in delight and crawls back under the covers. If you back away, he walks towards you uttering the same strange tounge, and you are forced into combat. Once you either defeat him, or bribe him away, your brother Prosper jumps into the bed and disappears under the covers. If you stay in the room for more than 30 seconds, once you go in, he asks what took you so long. You can either stay silent or say I was scared.

End of Area 1. Continue in Area 2.

That puts us at nearly 2000 words so far. Cya later…

It’s 3:24 August 26th. Looking back at that LOTE thing I put down, I kinda regret doing that, because this is posting sooner than one might think. But it’s not going to matter anyways because it’s gonna be a really long time until LOTE actually comes out. I mean, it doesn’t make any difference anyways, because nothing is really important in Area 1. Area 2 however..

I just wanna put this at 2,000 words, schedule it for next week and move on. I’m at 1970. Keep talking. Just gotta finish this strong! agh I have nothing to say to you. SAVE ME PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS!!

pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

AND WE DID IT WERE AT SOME NUMBER ABOVE 2000. I feel bad about this because I look in my reader and see some of my writer friends do like 12,000 words in a post, which is insane, at least for me.

Welp thanks for reading, leave a comment if you want your ad put on. But other than ads i’m done with this. I feel if I had have put more work into this it would have been much longer, but instead I worked on it like every other two weeks. Nonetheless,


Finished Undertale Before James

Hahahahahaa *sobs*

Yesterday I finished Undertale. Twas sad. Now I have to wait like a month so Brendan and Saoirse can play their Pacifist Routes so I can get on with GENOCIDE 🙂

I won’t spoil anything, well, because James already has an Undertale series and I wouldn’t want to ruin the ending. Also, James, take screenshots of your final battle with Asgore and Toriels ship name 😀

I was able to give James what I wanted without spoiling it, #MissionAccomplished

I forgot to take screenshots of their ship name while I was fighting him, and Brendan fell asleep, so he didn’t believe I actually beat him. You would think I would be happy finishing a game, but honestly, I feel sad. What am I going to do without my daily fix of skeleton-related puns and puzzles? So I downloaded some new games, ‘Comedy Quest’, which is a pretty fun short 13+ funny game, where you are trying to be a stand-up comedian. The game has some pretty good laughs, and it’s available for free on Steam, so I recommend you try it. The second one, which I got about a week ago is called ‘Heroes Must Die’. It’s much longer than Comedy Quest, already at 2 hours and i’ve only got 2 of the six achievements. If anyone else has Steam, leave a comment and become my friend, because I have no friends on Steam yet lol

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