Undertale No Food #4

Hello there you blankets of blasphemous bats. Today, it is time for our monthly post for Undertale No Food. Because they are so far apart, if you actually want to understand the story, and what’s happening in this episode, you should probably see the previous ones.

Undertale No Food #1

Undertale No Food #2

Undertale No Food #3

This post is going to be a little bit longer than the usual posts you will see on this blog, so if you read the whole thing, thank you 😀

It’s time.

I return to the world, only to be greeted by an assortment of innocent snow puffs spread across the ground.

But wait!? This snow puff has a tail??

And a head?!?!

Why, it’s no snow puff here, but a nice little puppy.

APPEARANCES CAN BE DECEIVING!!!!

I ENGAGE IN COMBAT WITH GREATER DOG, BUT DON’T FIND IT IN ME TO MURDER SUCH A NICE DOGGY. SO I PET IT TO SLEEP.

Success comes easily, and I make peace with the pupper.

Continuing walking, I step onto a rickety wooden bridge. While crossing, nervous of the seemingly 1,000 foot drop below me, I encounter some familiar faces.

Papyrus tells me that he will soon activate all of these maniacal devices and destroy me!

Fortunately for us, he decides that he doesn’t want to best me using such an unfair method.

Papyrus then walks off screen to the right, and Sans stays to tell me that I should get used to “blue attacks”.

I follow in the great Papyrus’s footsteps, and find myself in Snowdin!

Walking forwards, I find a save point to rejuvenate myself at.

I then have a nice encounter with Monster Kid, with him assuming I am a kid because of my striped shirt xD

Past Grillby’s, I trot into the local librarby. Yes, librarby..

As the library is just a pit-stop, I continue right, leaving footsteps in the freshly-fallen snow behind me.

WHILE I WRITE THAT TO MAKE THIS POST MORE INTERESTING TO READ, TOBY FOX, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY ADD FOOTSTEPS IN THE SNOW WHEN IN SNOWDIN OK THANKS.

I walk past a very nicely decorated house, with a pirate flag on top, and two very different mailboxes. Papyrus and Sans have a truly wonderful home.

Continuing walking, (which seems to be the main gameplay feature sometimes)

The screen starts to freeze??

I encounter my old chum Papyrus as the screen continues to get colder, and he seriously considers letting me go instead of capturing me. But then! (Top 10 Anime Plot Twists)

And the battle begins.

Little note before you watch, this battle did take me multiple tries to beat with food, so you get to watch the 4th rematch. In the first match, I flirted with him and we made plans to go on a date, but then he was too concentrated on fighting on every battle after that to talk to me much about it.

Papyrus eventually realizes that it is futile for me to continue trying, and so he spares me! Then he honors me greatly by allowing me to be his friend.

He goes into a bit of monologue that is actually important to the story so pay attention people!

He tells me that I must continue walking through this cavern, and when I reach the barrier.. well, i’ll just let him explain.

No one can cross the barrier..

Papyrus then *literally* flies away, back towards his pirate flagged house.

I traipse a little bit further, and encounter a new area, Waterfall.

I didn’t talk to any of the characters in this room yet, I just bee lined for today’s final savepoint.

And that’s the end for this month’s Undertale No Food. I really did put a TON of work *relatively* into this post (more than 2 hours spent overall playing, uploading videos, and writing). So I would appreciate if I could get to close to 8 likes?

Also, replacing Dictionary Taboo in the Undertale No Food series for now on, we have Undertale Question For You!

Today’s Undertale Question For You:

Who is your favorite character and why?

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Undertale No Food #3

Hello there you controlled explosions of thought. Today I have the long-delayed 3rd part of my Undertale No Food series. I didn’t have a lot of time, so this is a little bit short.

I’m back at the my previous spot I saved at!

I wander around for a bit, getting used to the controls again, and then walk into the next area. In a “secret” area, I find a switch, which opens up a pathway.

However, on my way to the opened area, i’m confronted by Lesser Dog!

He’s so cute!

As I didn’t have the heart to murder the little pup, I decided to pet him until his head ended up underground.

Still cute somehow!

After that, I moved on and was confronted with a short jazz track… and two dogs!

;-; i’m a monster

They were short-lived, because I need the LOVE so that I can kill future more difficult monsters ;-;

IM SORERYRYRYRY

JIOASDIPSUADNFPAIOSUNDF

IM SORRY

Back to the game….

I walk further, and solve one of Papyrus’s puzzles, then kindly inform him that his Spaghetti was fantastic.

A complicated puzzle, that the great Papyrus might not even be able to solve, what shall I do!

All I have to do is wait. The machine malfunctions and Papyrus spins away after being thwarted!

Continuing my trek, I march onwards, to find more puzzles, which are solved relatively easily.

Easy peasy!

Going forwards, I walk into the room where I know today’s big fight resides, Glyde!

If you liked this post, then like this post!

Thanks for reading all the way down to the bottom of this Undertale post :3

Dictionary Taboo:

a musical performance given in public, typically by several performers or of several separate compositions.

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Undertale No Food #2

Hello there you phonetic hilltop monkeys! (Actually made by me!!)

Today I have the second episode of my Undertale No Food series where I basically play the game, but I can’t eat any edibles at all the whole time. The boss battle for today was very, very easy, because Toriel refused to kill me because she’s a nice goat lady,  but y’know I had to slaughter her 😦

We're back in front of Toriel's house!

We’re back in front of Toriel’s house!

I head in, and she has an amazing pie that she baked just for me! How inconsiderate..

why no food series why

why no food series why

And she has another surprise for me!

My own room 😀

I like the color scheme actually.

I like the color scheme actually.

Apparently, I decide I am very tired, and I hop into my red twin-sized bed.

And wake up with a slice of pie that I can't eat. Fantastic.

And wake up with a slice of pie that I can’t eat. Fantastic.

Then I get bored and want to leave.

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She says no.

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She says no.
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She then realizes that she has some important business to take care of and runs downstairs to destroy the Ruins exit. I follow her, and she tells me I must be worthy or something to pass. So I realize I AM WORTHY WEEEEWW!

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My video:

After defeating her, I walk down a long hallway, and encounter Flowey.

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He says some mean stuff to me and disappears.

I then exit the Ruins, and WHAT THERE’S A CAMERA IN THE BUSH…

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Alphys…

I continue to walk uneasily through the snowy forest, hearing noises behind me until I reach an over-sized gate. And a mysterious figure walks up behind me!

stalker alert

stalker alert

But don’t worry.

you chilled me right to the BONE, Sans.

you chilled me right to the BONE, Sans.

It’s only Sans.

He tells me of his brother, Papyrus, a “human-hunting fanatic”, and we progress.

But here he comes, so I hide behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

lamp god.

lamp god.

And then Papyrus leaves to go search for more humans.

*encounter over*

*encounter over*

Onto the next room I find a new savepoint 😀

saved

saved

I find this beauty of a creature while walking out of the room above.

my first Snowdin monster encounter

my first Snowdin monster encounter

Then I have to murder a blind dog ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;

THEN DOGGO!

THEN DOGGO!

And.. I have to kill… the blind dog ;-;

i'm a monster

i’m a monster

Continuing into the world, I discover Papyrus and Sans have created a puzzle for me, which I easily surpass.

Pappy...

Pappy…

He leaves me an obvious trail to trek through.

oh papyrus...

oh papyrus…

A snowball!

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Nevermind..

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I walk some more and find Sans has left me his own puzzle.

Fortunately I was able to use my mental prowess to successfully defeat the puzzle and continue.

Fortunately I was able to use my mental prowess to successfully defeat the puzzle and continue.

I beat the puzzle, and reach my final savepoint for the episode!

SPAGHETTII

SPAGHETTII

Thanks for reading all the way down to the bottom of the post :3

Dictionary Taboo:

A standing light bulb with paper around it.

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Undertale No Food Part 1

Hello there you lamps. Today I decided to do an Undertale series since Jamie forgot to finish his! In the interest of making it slightly more interesting since many of you have already read most of his posts, i’ve decided not to use any edibles during my entire run. That means no healing items during the whole game, and the only way to get my health up is by saving at the predetermined checkpoints. This will be very difficult, and take a while to do, but I think it’ll be a fun (not) experience.

My name will be Cheese.

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I wake up on a soft bed of golden flowers in a dark room.

Upon leaving the room, I find this nice flower.

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He nearly murders me, but I am saved by goat-mom! (Toriel)

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Led into this room, I find my first savepoint 😀

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………..

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Once I get through that room, Toriel leads me to a dummy and tells me to practice talking to it.

Instead I am intimidated by it and flee lol.

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In the room after that, Toriel leads me through some spiky puzzle stuff and then states that she doesn’t believe in me ;-;

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They tell me to take one.

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I take two

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I take three

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But four is pushing it apparently

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Toriel asks me whether I like cinnamon or butterscotch better, and I answer cinnamon by accident because I was skipping the text, even though I like butterscotch better. She tells me to stay where I am and wait for her, so I disobey, and find another savepoint in the next room.

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I trek through the ruins, completing puzzles and moving stubborn rocks, until I come across the first mini-boss, Napstablook!

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I mercilessly slaughter him, but alas, ghosts are incorporeal and all that.

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After I get past him, Toriel calls me as I am nearing her home, and I get to my final savepoint for the episode!

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Expect an episode to come out once a week, not specifically on Sunday. Sneak peak at next time:

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Thank you so much for reading all the way to the bottom of the post :3

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Favorite Bands Part 2 – LIST EDITION

Hey there you serene hills, today I’ll be giving you an updated and upgraded version of my favorite song/bands. 

During the last post I said some stuff about Twenty-One Pilots and Heathens, but this was before I listened to other music of theirs and different bands. So in the interest of me being able to look back 10 years from now and go “huh I was listening to that then”, here is my Top 10 favorite bands/composers  at this moment in time.

10. Wynston Marsalis

As he’s one of the best trumpeters in the world, and wrote some of my favorite jazz stuff, he definitely earns a spot on this list!

9. BØRNS

I saw BØRNS in concert, and I really liked the performance. I wanted to see them so bad I was able to convince my mom to bring me out to the concert on a school day lol.

8. My Chemical Romance

Long live The Black Parade.

7. Weezer

I’ve only listened to Undone by them, but I’ve been listening to it for a really long time and I’m not sick of it yet.

6. Morningsiders

Even if this band was only together for a bit and only produced less than 10 songs, I’m a big fan of Empress and Welcome, Rain by them.

5. Queen

They are the gods of rock and roll. ‘Nough said.

4. Toby Fox

Toby not only created one of my favorite video games of all time (Undertale), but he wrote its entire original amazing soundtrack on his own, and it’s great to listen to for studying or reading or whatever. At least for me.

3. Cake

Cake has just made so many of my favorite songs that they deserve the Bronze Medal on this one. Short Skirt, Long Jacket, The Distance, Never There, War Pigs and so many other great songs!

2. Gorillaz

Rivaling Twenty-One Pilots for the #1 spot  (but not really lol), I first listened to Gorillaz when I was like 6 years old. A newly reignited curiosity of their other music has got me to listen to a ton of their music in the last few days, and rocketing it up to the Silver Medal! Language is in a lot of their songs, but you should listen to Clint Eastwood if you think you have similar music tastes as me

1. Twenty-One Pilots

My favorite band of all time. There is no serious competition to try and take the #1 spot from these guys. If I were to compare Gorillaz and TØP on how much I like them on a scale of 1 to 10, Gorillaz would get 5 and TØP would get 9. There is no song by them or Tyler Joseph on No Phun Intended that I dislike in the slightest. But that’s just my opinion.

Thank you for reading all the way to the bottom of this list post :3

If you made it down here, tell me your favorite musician/band/genre in the comments!

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I FINALLY BEAT SANS

THROW ME A HUGE PARTY I FINALLY BEAT SANS IN UNDERTALE. I KNOW THE LARGE MAJORITY OF YOU DON’T CARE BUT I DID IT! ONE OF THE HARDEST BOSSES YOU’LL EVER FACE IN VIDEO GAMES BEATEN BY ME!

You think he's harmless? You're wrong.

You think he’s harmless? You’re wrong.

It took like seven total hours of fighting over a period of eight or nine days. The only reason I beat him this time is because Saoirse bet 25 cents on it, so I knew I HAD to win.

This post will mean nothing to someone who’s never been stuck on a video game boss. But to everyone that has, I have conquered my greatest rival so far.

*clinks glass of tea with you* To more difficult bosses!

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Undertale Yellow

Hello you reciprocals, today I am here to tell you about the amazing Undertale Yellow, which is a fan-game created by SpartanScooter. The premise of the game is that you are the sixth human to fall into the underground, AKA the yellow soul from Undertale. I’m going to be playing the demo later today, so i’ll tell you how that goes in the next post. You can play the demo on your own here.

The Happenings

Hello you people of the near future, today I’m going to tell you what’s happening for no reason 😀

In ELA class, we are writing an argumentative essay about the relevance of HBCUs (historically black colleges and universities) in the U.S.. I believe they are but lots of people have different opinions on this, thus the argumentative part of argumentative essay. Meanwhile in Math we are learning very, very, very easy One Step Equations, and doing a weird dance to help us remember the steps. We just finished covering sexual reproduction in Science class and have moved on to genetics, which I am happy of, because it was pretty awkward.

I’m getting slightly better at Trumpet as I practice more in Band. BUT GUESS WHAT? I can play Bergentrückung! You can listen to the song here if you have no idea what that is. (It’s a song from Undertale)

That’s about everything that matters right now, so I suppose

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Yesterday and Tomorrow

The speech went relatively well yesterday. I didn’t screw it up really bad and I didn’t do exceptional. I’m gonna try to add my friend to the blog today, but i’m not sure if i’m going to be able to because school is unforgiving with it’s schedule.

I’m really excited for tomorrow because i’ll be leaving for Oak Ridge to see my baby cousin Myra, who is super cute. While i’m there I will be doing a lot of school work and creating my Sans cosplay, which I really hope won’t look horrible.

That’s all for now, cya and

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My Top 10 Fandoms!

Hello everyone, today I’m here to tell you the top 10 fandoms that I’m proud to be a part of! 

If you don’t know what a fandom is, it’s basically ALLLLLLLLLLLL the fans of one subject, like the fandom of Justin Bieber are Beliebers. 

*shudders*

10. Batman – I like Batman, but I mean, it’s been almost 7 years since I was an active fan.

9. Clash of Clans – The game is great! But it doesn’t even compare to the rest. Sorry Clash fans.

8. Star Wars – Back in 3rd grade, I was obsessed with Star Wars. Unfortunately, this isn’t 3rd grade. I’m not really interested in Star Wars other than the new movies!

7. PewDiePie – BRO FIST!

6. Harry Potter – These books are really a big part of my life. I’m glad I finally got my sister to read it after her resisting for 9 years. Now she’s a bigger fan than me.

5. The Simpsons – It’s a (cheese) GRATE show! But don’t worry, their jokes are much better than mine xD

4. Stranger Things – They’re the new guys on the block, but they placed reallllllly high on the list. It’s a great show, and only 8 episodes, so I recommend that you watch it if you have Netflix.

3. Twenty-Øne Piløts – If you know them only from Stressed Out, Ride, or Heathens, I think you should google Lane Boy. I can rap the whole thing 😀

2. Undertale – I breathe Undertale stuff, but NOTHING can balance out my love for Avatar: The Last Airbender.

1. Avatar: The Last Airbender – This is one of my favorite shows of all time and definitely the best fandom in my opinion. #ZutaraFTW

Heya, if you read to to the very end, good for you! Hope you have a great a day, and

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