Happy 2017 Everybody! Plus 299 Followers!

*cheers*

For the record, we are actually only at 299 followers, so i’m not sure why Jamie put out that post saying we were at 300 lol.

But for the amazing milestone of 299, I’ve noticed something amazing. Today, go and check your computer to see what the date is. It will say 1/1/17, in meaning how 1+1+17*15.7368421053=299. Isn’t that a crazy coincidence, that OUR blog is at 299 followers, and that simple math sentence of the date equals 299?

Heheh, horrible jokes aside, thanks for bringing me this far guys.

Alas, it’s time for a poll!

For the New Year, i’m reviving two series! And you guys get to vote on which ones are resurrected from the grave :D. You get three votes apiece because WordPress wouldn’t let me give you two..

Whichever two series have the most votes in three days get to come back for weekly or biweekly posting!

Thanks for reading to the bottom and don’t forget to vote ;D

Baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

I’m making a new book! And idea’s…

I have an idea on how to post better! I’ll have a specific post for each day! As well as the normal weird flow of posts that come out of my mouth and into the screen, there will also be a scheduled post for each day. Here’s the list!

Monday: Ideas And Updates

Tuesday: Minecraft Post (Servers, Redstone, ect)

Wednesday: Dum Cheese Story

Thursday: Difference’s Between Superheroes (Now A Series!)

Friday: Total Drama: Rileys Backpack Style (Finally Back)

Saturday: Life Post

Sunday: Origami Post

This will be starting next Monday!

Remember, keep up the views and read the posts!

Yay! I’m pretty sure everybody caught it, but….

The last post was april fools! I’m going to be here till 2023 at least, and my goal of followers to get before then is…

1,000!

I know it seems impossible, but my stooky followers can tell thier friends, and i can tell my friends, and WE CAN DO THIS!

Anyway, I’m going to try and post more often. But I don’t know what to post…

Sooooo….

 

Vote what you think!

Total Drama: Rileys Backpack Style: Season Two: Episode Two

“Hello, it’s Rory and today i’ll be hosting the second episode of the second season and this one has double the trouble!”

Everyone has been on the train a week already and a couple of the contestants have tried to jump off the train. The interns brought them back though.

C.J: This blows.

Kory: Oh, shut up.

Joey: Want to go again Bozos?s

C.J shoves Kory out the train door.

Kory’s screams can be heard in the background as the train comes to a stop.

Over The Microphone Rory Says: GET OUT OF THE TRAIN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody starts screaming and Kaitlin plugs a Flashdrive into the main computer in the front and the doors all lock. Only about half the contestants make it out.

C.J: Let me out now loser!

Kaitlin: Oh, shut your trap C.J, I’m busting us out of here!!!!!!

“It seems the Aliens have coordinated an escape plan. Or just lucked into it.”

“Anyway, since they ruined the challenge I planned, Egyptians, your challenge is to catch them.”

Robin: Don’t worry, I planted a tracking device on the train.

James: Nice plan, if we were chasing a car, idiot. We have all the tracking devices we need.

James holds up the train tracks map. He, Robin, and Lester quickly configure a small teleporter.

Lester: Only one of us will be able to go. And they need to be able to take out C.J and Joey.

Johnny: Let me go, I can whup C.J easily and maybe I can carry along one of you Brainiac Shrimps and we won’t be cut in half.

James: I’ll go.

Johnny and James get the teleporter. Johnny straps it on and heaves James over his shoulder.

James and Johnny: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They land in the train and Joey starts to yell for C.J but Johnny quickly knocks him out. C.J opens the the train door leading to the cockpit and unlatches the hook in an attempt to save the rest of his team. Johnny and James growl with anger.

C.J: HAHAHA

James: We’ll see who’s laughing at the end.

He quickly configures the teleporter and they get to the cockpit, where Kaitlin is plugged in to her phone with earbuds on singing “I hate trains” over and over again.

James: (Whispering) Maybe I can stop the train if you hold back Kaitlin.

Johnny: (Whispering) Ok, Let’s start.

“Thanks for reading this very exciting episode!”

Lester: Wait, it’s over?

“No, were just dragging this into a two-parter.”

Total Drama: Rileys Backpack Style: Season 2: Episode 1

“Hello, I’m Rory and today i’m hosting another season of Total Drama: Rileys Backpack Style!”

“This season’s contestants include, James, Rodney, John, Jacob, Catherine, Kaitlin, Robin, Luke, Hans, Isabella, Lester, Joey, Johnny, Michael, C.J, and returning is Kory, who sued his way into the show!”

Kory: Aw, shut up Rory.

C.J: You shut up Kory.

Joey: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!!!

A fight starts and it seems C.J has come out on top.

“So C.J how does it feel to singlehandedly beat up Kory and Joey at once?”

C.J: Good.

“Anyway, this seasons teams are Egyptians Vs. Aliens!”

“Aliens are C.J, Rodney, Kaitlin, Joey, Michael, Hans, Luke, and Isabella!”

“Egyptians are Kory, Catherine, Johnny, Jacob, John, James, Lester, and Robin!”

Rodney: Wait, that means me and Catherine will be apart. We can’t be apart.

Catherine: Oh, Rodney, that’s so sweet!

Rodney: Anything for you honey!

C.J and Kory: PUT A SOCK IN IT!!!!

“Thank you, C.J and Kory.”

“Now for the first challenge! Surviving the Train Ride!”

James: What?

“We aren’t filming here, no, not a chance. We are filming on a train! The train has 15 stops! Each time, one of you will get left at the stop! The last person on the train, other than me and Chef, will get the 14,366,789,493,193,286 dollars!”

C.J: Geez, I hate trains.

“Well, that’s too bad.”

“Well, this was just the intro, so see you all next time on Total Drama: Rileys Backpack Style Season 2: Episode 2! That’s a really long title…”

 

Total Drama: Rileys Backpack Style: Episode 16

“Hello, i’m Rory and today, we’ll be do confessions on who think should have won”

Maxy: I think it’s good that Remi won.

Ally: Yeah, I wonder what she’ll do with the money?

Sam: I’m glad that Remi won.

Tom: Me too.

Ell: Me too.

Everyone but Jordan and Kory: Me too!

Jordan: Kory should have won.

Kory: Jordan is right!

“Alrighty, that was Season One! Check back next week for the very beginning of Season Two! New cast, new location and hopefully MORE BUDGET!!!!!!”

 

Seriously though Cheeses, check back in a week for a completely new Season! I JUST HAD AN IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jamie, if you are reading this, you are in charge of coming up with the names and personalities of the new cast!!!!!!!!!!

-dumcheese

Winner Of Total Drama: Rileys Backpack Style

The winner is Remi! Kory got no votes and Remi got one so, she wins! Expect an after-season episode with interviews and an end to the final episode!! Three likes for an extra-special Season 2!!!! Hint: Real People

Total Drama: Rileys Backpack Style: Season One Finale Part Two

“Hi there, i’m Rory and today we’ll be seeing who gets the 14,366,739,956,342,163 dollars! That’s almost as much as I have!”

Kory: Ok, let’s go already!!!!!!

The volcano towers over everything else in the forest when looking from the bottom. Or looking anywhere.

Remi: I think you could see it all the way from Antarctica!

“Let’s GO!”

Remi and Kory take different paths up the first ladder. They only realize the rungs are string cheese when both of them fall to the bottom.

Both: Uggggggghhh

Remi takes another one and this time gets to the top before the rungs turn to cheese.

Remi: YES!

Kory: Crud. and a few jellyfish

Remi looks into the tub to see a ton of sharks

“Alright Remi, first question, who tried to make an alliance with Sam in Episode 4?”

Remi: Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, Kory, since he’s always trying to make alliances.

“Ding Ding! Continue across the bridge!”

Now, Kory gets up.

“Kory, who bit you in Episode 11?”

Kory, I dunno, I was kinda woozy and they jumped out of the shadows… Jordan maybe?

“WRONG!!!!!!!! Rolph bit you for ruining his plan! Now you get dunked!”

A huge metallic claw comes out of the water and dunks Kory into the Shark infested waters. He quickly swims out of the water though.

In front of Remi, a pit of tar smells really, really bad.

“Remi, your turn again! Who was voted off very first?”

Remi: I think… no… Ally!

“Ding Ding, Correct!”

A bridge forms and lets Remi across.

“With only one floor left, Remi takes the lead!”

“Kory, your turn! Who did Jordan hate the most?”

Kory: EASY! He was always complaining about Sam and Tom.

“Ding Ding, finally, you move up to the tar level!”

In front of Remi lies a pit full of jagged rocks.

Remi: (Gulp)

“Remi, you get this one right, you win, you miss it, you might not ever see the light of day!”

Remi is shaking at the sight of the jagged rocks when Kory steals a base like in baseball and moves up with Remi.

Remi: WHAT??!!??? That can’t be allowed.

“I’m allowing it.”

“Whoever answers the final question wins. How many times have I said ‘Hi’ in the series.”

Remi: Really?

Kory: Impossible.

The vote decides on you followers! You must find out, then come back to this post and comment using this format.

Kory/Remi (Number)

You followers decide who wins Season One so don’t fail me! Remember to get the number right and use the format above!

 

Coming Soon To Rileys Backpack…

Let’s list some of the things that are coming soon to Rileys Backpack!

1. The Total Drama: Rileys Backpack Style Season Finale
2. A really cool Dum Cheese thing
3. A new game on my youtube channel
4. In two months it’s the one year anniversary of the blog
5. More Dum Cheese comics

Now let’s talk about them in order. For 1 the Total Drama thing I have going seems to have flew straight passed me and right now I am proud to say that they’re will be a Season Two! Now on to 2. My friend is making me a Dum Cheese thingy where she makes a design then like irons it and it flattens and smoothes. More info on 2 in tomorrows post. Now on to 3, I will now be playing tons of Cartoon Network Games and Mayne some Poptropica! Going on to 4, the one-year anniversary of the blog is in July! Can’t wait to draw a super long post for that! With 5, I will be trying to do more Dum Cheese comics in Paint! That should be fun so stay tuned in to the Backpack for more stuff!

P.S. I wrote this on my kindle too. It took awhile.

Total Drama: Rileys Backpack Style: Season One Finale!

“Hi there, i’m Rory and today, we see who wins the Five Quadrillion, Two Trillion, Four Billion, Nineteen Million, Four Hundred Fifty Six Thousand, Two Hundred Ninety!”

Kory: Come on already, I want to win!

Remi: In your dreams!

“Ok, let’s start everybody! And Kory, no more invincability tokens! They now don’t work.”

Kory: Awwwwwww

“The challenge is the hardest yet! Climb a volcano filled with lava-proof alligators, while answering questions about your past adventures on the show! There are 10 levels to the top. Each level contains a deadly danger. If you don’t get each of the questions right, you;ll be dunked in whatever’s in the tub and threw down a level.”

“Let’s go now everybody!”

They all walk about 50 feet and look up to see a huge volcano with 10 layers of dangers.”

Kory: That looksss……. tall.

Remi: Yay! I haven’t gotten to climb a thing like this in ages!

“Too bad weve run out of time.”

Remi: WHAT! It’s litterally been 5 minutes!

End Of Part One!