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Writing The Longest Post Of ALL TIME!!

For those of you who don’t remember back when I started this in May, I decided I was going to write the longest post on Rileys Backpack yet. As of finishing this prologue right now, the final word count is 2134.

So that’s right, you read me. Today we are going to see if we can write the longest post of all time about everything I can scour my brain to write about while I’m doing this.. So let’s start, the time is 12:37, and I’m in Math Class. We were doing Map Testing but I finished it yesterday.

So.

Now I pretty much have the entire period to do whatever it is I wish to do.

I’ve been thinking and I’m wondering if there is any website you can use that is specifically geared towards writers featuring their writings live, like as they type it their followers can watch the page, see them develop ideas and such. Anyways I just thought it would be kind of cool. NEXT!!

So I’ve been practicing a lot of soccer after school now, and I figured out a way to build your stamina each day magnificently! I call it, the Cheestamina Effect!! Which sounds incredibly stupid because I just came up with it on the spot. Wait, scratch that name, let’s just call it “the thing from the swamp”. I’ve been using the thing from the swamp to help improve my stamina greatly. So here’s how the thing from the swamp works. I have a big back and front yard. I measured a distance from a telephone pole to a fence and its 90 feet (or 30 meters [pretty much]) So basically one run from the telephone pole and to the fence and back is one lap. For someone who was previously so unfit (such as myself), you have to start with a small number, like 7 or 9. So run that, then the next day run one more lap than before. Then one more the next. And so on. I’m at a really high number, so most days im running the equivalent of half a mile. Think about it. There and back is 180 feet, and a mile is 5210. So running only 14 is 2520, which is only a bit off of a half a mile. So if you do this, after a couple of days of stopping eating junk food and running with this system, you’ll be as fit as a fiddle. NEXT!!!!

I don’t know if I have mentioned this yet, but I am reading the Maze Runner series, and I’m on the Kill Order. I’m not going to spoil it, but all I have to say is (Spoiler Alert—– WHY DOES NEWT HAVE TO DIE ;-;—– Spoiler Alert) Sorry if you saw that before reading the spoiler alert. *sobs* I didn’t care about all the other people who die. NEXT!!

So a while ago me and my brother and sister started watching the show Lost, which is a drama about people who crash on a mysterious island. There are a ton of really interesting characters, and the best part about it is all the plot twists. In every season there is something new to fret about. The Others (the island’s natives)! The Hatch (4 8 15 16 23 42)! Charles Whitmore (Evil billionaire)!

That’s 500 Words.

And here’s another spoiler.. Up ahead… I highly recommend that if you haven’t seen the show you steer clear of the next sentence. I’m serious. Stop reading. I want you to watch the show and if you keep reading this you will never be able to enjoy it. Last warning. Why does Charlie have to die?? He could have just waltzed out, closed the stupid door and told Desmond himself that it’s not her boat. It was meaningless death! WHYY!!!

NEXT!!!!

I’m getting a bit tired of typing, I’ve been doing this for a good 20 minutes and i’m going to just continue this later. Also in the mean time i’ll post something about advertising in this post. Just like all special posts and everything more than five minutes long, it needs advertisement breaks to keep your skull from exploding. Welp, i’ll be back in a bit. Signing off at 650 words.

May 11th, 2016, 11:23

Heyo I’m back with the longest post of all time and now I have an advertisement to log into this so once I think the time is right i’ll add it in.

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Yea so there ya go Brandoboy. Today I’m going to be talking about absolutely nothing. I’m getting a bit (AKA EXTREMELY) bored of writing this. I feel like I should just import some material from before, but I can’t do that cause this has to be brand new writing. As you all know, I used to avidly play Minespud (a minecraft server with bending). The reason I stopped posting about it isn’t good. The server shut down and now I have nothing to do on minecraft, and because of this, I’ve pretty much stopped playing it for the time being. If any of you can think of a server I can play with factions and that isn’t too big, please recommend it in the comments below. Of course most of you won’t ever actually read this because your just going to read the top of the page, scroll waaaaay down to the bottom, and say “Oh yea I read it all!”. So if you actually read this bit in the middle, then say so by typing “Just 2 More” in the comments. Dang that’s 900 I’m getting reaaaaaal tired of writing this post.

I think i’ll go to a thousand and then stop for today. So. Clash of Clans. In this game, the clan Polar Cheese still thrives and we are getting really good at war. We are on a war win streak of 4 right now, and we are presently wrecking the next clan so soon it will be at 5. I’ve set up a new system to show who is the most important, War MVP and Donating Champ. I continuously win Donating Champ, and I try to pass around War MVP. That’s 1014 and I’m signing off for today. The time is 11:33.

I’m back, and it’s June 4th at 10:58 PM. I should probably be sleeping though. I’m on a pretty big losing streak on Clash Royale. But aside from that I’m in South Carolina right now, the night before the family reunion where there’s tons of food and family! I’m staying at my Great-Uncles house, and there’s wifi and cable 😌 xD. But yea there’s not much to talk about anymore. The dog that’s in this house starting freaking out earlier barking and he woke my brother and sister up. Such loudness :P. But he went to my moms room so were good now. I’m getting tired so I’m gone for now, cya signing off at 11:02!!

Jeez it’s Been months, I’m still doing this? Uhh

It’s now August 13th, i’m just here to add some to this forever going project. I plan to stop once we hit 5,000 words. But hey, thats probably not going to happen until next year. At the moment, I am working on LOTE (Land of The Elves). I’ve got the story and everything down, and by the time this post comes out, the game might be finished xD. Jamie has Undertale on his computer, we are doing Pacifist, and last night we got past Papyrus! Then we dated him..

My current interests are Twenty One Pilots, Undertale, Rileys Backpack, and jacksepticeye. On Pokemon Go, I am level 16, and my best current pokemon is a 1095 Vaporeon. Brendan is working on music for LOTE, and i’m about to go get a sandwhich. I’m getting ready to delete some pages, cause they are irrelevant. Pages like Video Games (And Other Games), and Clash of Clans War Records. I might restart War Records later once I have more war stuff to talk about. At the moment, our clan has a war win streak of 2 and it’s about to be 3 :D.

Welp, i’ll be back in a bit after my sandwich. I’m going to let my sister type in PINK.

HEY GO TO MY BLOG thepinkspace1 NOW.LIKE.SUBSCIBE. HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI OBI IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  CUTE I MISS WIFI DO U HAVE WIFI ———– LOL =D =D =D =D =D =D LOL .     OMG         OMG

Well that was weird. And it took her 10 minutes to do that… Do you mind if I just copy and paste something I wrote previously xD thats like 1,000 words? No.. I have to stay strong. Today I got 200 words done ;-;

BUT I”M NOT DONEEEE. whya why did that text turn gray lol. I never clicked for it to turn gray. I have to go for now.

3:50 August 13th. Here’s some LOTE details. Beware, kinda spoilers.

Area 1 is the House

In Area 1, you are Inside a house with thunderstorms raging outside, and your brother talking to you about how bored he is. He is younger than you , and his name is Prosper. He laughs, telling you he would find something to do. When he walks out of the room, the game explains the controls. On the wall is a drawing of Dum Cheese. The closet is full of clothes. There are two beds in the room, one is messy and one is clean. If you try to interact with the bed, you hear a growl. The hallway is mostly empty, aside from the blue rainbow painting. There are three doors, one leads to the kitchen, one to the basement, and one with Prospers speech bubble coming from, which is the bedroom. You are able to explore the house, but the basement door is locked. The key is hidden in a kitchen drawer, but the basement only holds a pingpong table, with a note on top and two paddles. To read note please see A1N1. The paddles can be picked up. If you go into the basement then leave, Prosper yells for you again, this time saying, ‘Hurry Up! What are you doing that’s so important??’

If you go back into the kitchen, in the drawer next to the oven, there is a totally dark photograph. For more information on that see A1P1. Also, stuck to the fridge is a note, which you can find more about at in A1N2. Once you (FINALLY) go into the next bedroom that Prosper is in, you see him making a suprised face at an elf who popped out of the sheets of the bed. He starts to talk in a language you don’t understand, and draws a blade, although he looks nervous about using it. Prosper backs away slowly, and you are given an option to fight him, offer him your lollipop, or back away. If you fight him, combat begins. If you offer him the lollipop, he grins in delight and crawls back under the covers. If you back away, he walks towards you uttering the same strange tounge, and you are forced into combat. Once you either defeat him, or bribe him away, your brother Prosper jumps into the bed and disappears under the covers. If you stay in the room for more than 30 seconds, once you go in, he asks what took you so long. You can either stay silent or say I was scared.

End of Area 1. Continue in Area 2.

That puts us at nearly 2000 words so far. Cya later…

It’s 3:24 August 26th. Looking back at that LOTE thing I put down, I kinda regret doing that, because this is posting sooner than one might think. But it’s not going to matter anyways because it’s gonna be a really long time until LOTE actually comes out. I mean, it doesn’t make any difference anyways, because nothing is really important in Area 1. Area 2 however..

I just wanna put this at 2,000 words, schedule it for next week and move on. I’m at 1970. Keep talking. Just gotta finish this strong! agh I have nothing to say to you. SAVE ME PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS!!

pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

AND WE DID IT WERE AT SOME NUMBER ABOVE 2000. I feel bad about this because I look in my reader and see some of my writer friends do like 12,000 words in a post, which is insane, at least for me.

Welp thanks for reading, leave a comment if you want your ad put on. But other than ads i’m done with this. I feel if I had have put more work into this it would have been much longer, but instead I worked on it like every other two weeks. Nonetheless,

Baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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How To: Arrange A War in Clash of Clans

Hello there ya peeps, today I’m going to be telling you how to war against your friends in Clash of Clans! If anyone wants to try to war against my clan, leave a comment *insert devil smile emoji here*

STEP 1: Find some clan who wants to war against you! This is pretty easy, cause I’m here and I always want to war against someone, but if you don’t wanna war me, you can just go on global and ask around for someone who would fight your clan.

STEP 2: Pick out all your players on each team. On each side the bases have to be relatively close in strength, so if you have 4 max TH 7’s on your team, the enemy will have to have them too. They don’t have to be spot on close, but close enough that they are about equal.

STEP 3: Find a start time that works for both of you. Most likely you will either need something like kik, or WordPress comments to talk to someone. It’s not that hard.

STEP 4: Start it! Here are some quick little tips so you don’t screw this up 😀

  • Both have to start at the EXACT same time.
  • If the names on your list don’t show up when you start it, cancel it, and get them to cancel too
  • Taking longer than a few minutes? Don’t worry, it’s supposed to!

STEP 5: Get rekt by Polar Cheese 😀

So yea, there’s how you can war your friends. If you actually wanna go against Polar Cheese, tell me in the comments 😀

 

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Clash of Clans – How to Win a War!

Ok, so the number one thing you must have if you ever want to win any war ever, it the complete and total participation of the top 70% of your war map. (Ex. 10 Person War = Top 7 use attacks)

Of course you’ll always want everyone to attack, but your good if you can get that 70%. So, now your thinking, all right, I have my participating members, now what do I do?

After you can make sure everyone can attack, make sure everyone knows how to attack. Make sure everyone follows the war plan and the attack for their TH level. Your plans should look something like this:

TH 6: Giant-Healer

TH 7: GiWiArch (Giants wizards archers) Dragons

TH 8: GoWiPe, GoHo, Hogs, Dragons, GiWiPe, GoVaLo

TH 9: Lavaloonion, GoWiPe, GoVaHo

TH 10+: GoValk, GoWiPe, Lavaloonion

So long as your people usually use these attacks when warring, they should win, if ya don’t know how to use an attack you see, look it up on YouTube, or wait till I finish my “How To Attack” guide.

Ok, so now your going, my people are using these attacks, but were still losing! Now here is your solution:

STRATEGY!!

If you don’t use strategy, and your team attacks whoever they want, then you will lose. Here are a couple commonly used strategies:

Attack Your Number Then Clean Up: This seems like it would work everytime, but it doesn’t. There will be cases when your number is too hard and you will fail your clan and then you’ll try to clean-up, but all of them can be too hard as well!

Attack With Common Sense: This is commonly seen in clan descriptions but the problem with this one is that it has no structure. Common sense can direct someone to attack higher if they think they can take it, but they actually cannot. People often just attack whoever they want when they use this strategy, and it results in a loss most times.

First Attack 3-Star, Second Attack Clean Up: In my eyes, this is the best strategy a clan can use, as it lowers morale for the other clan if all your first attacks are down and three stars. Once they get their definite three star done, they look at the replays of the people who didn’t get three stars, and figure out how to disarm it with a different attack. Here’s an example:

First Attacker: GoWiPe, finds all the giant bombs and finds the clan castle troops and how to lure, but can’t do it.

Second Attacker: GoHo, triggers giant bombs while luring the clan castle, and destroys the troops and three stars easily since they have inside knowledge.

Ok, now your starting to win a few wars, but your up against a mismatched clan now, what do you do?
Whenever Polar Cheese gets matched up against a much better clan, I make sure to get most of my clan members on at the start of the war and get them all to attack at once. Think of the havoc it will cause on the other side, if they wake up to a score of 0-27, in your favor. This lowers morale and will make most of the members on the other side want to give up, and if they don’t they won’t try as hard because they think they are going to lose the war anyways.

This has been DumCheese’s guide on destroying the other clan  in war, 29-0! Thank youuuuu!

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I’m Alive

It has been roughly a month since I posted (besides I’m Dead), and i’m sarry bout that.

Here’s a five second recap

Sick for two weeks

Quit track team (cause I missed so much)

To Oak Ridge!

Maybe Batman V Superman tomorrow?

Uh anyways..

I made more YouTube videos, all redstone crap. I’d personally like to thank

Bill: BE ALIVE
Martha: BE ALIVE
Joseph: BE ALIVE
Bruce: BE ALIVE
Carl: BE ALIVE
Pancho: ESTATE VIVO
Chris: BE ALIVE
Alexander: BE ALIVE
Jenna: BE ALIVEE
and OY30!

for making me alive

Everyone lookit those videos so I get more views so I can become a YT God!

Clash of Clans and Minecraft News Ahead!

In Clash of Clans, me and yeo223’s clan, Polar Cheese reached Level 5, so we all get a troop donate upgrade (Ex. I have level 5 wizards, when I give them to someone, they become level 6 for them)

I will be discussing the fate of Minespud in the next post ;-;

Thanks for reading, if you are actually still reading at this point, go check out my YT channel, leave a like and comment n stuff!

Baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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Tons of New People in Polar Cheese!

Recently, we have been getting a lot of new people in our clan. Last night alone, we got some not rushed TH Tens and Nines. It’s actually kind of disturbing considering our war record. I think it’s something like 60 loss’s, 12 wins. But nevertheless we are a Level Four clan, called Polar Cheese, with a black flag.

Come and join us todaaaaaay!!

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First Town Hall Eight Defense!

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Im excited for town hall eight! I’m about to upgrade my Archers to level five and I’m getting golems and pekkas soon. If anyone wants to come and clash with me, I’m in the clan Polar Cheese, with the black flag.