Free Lunch #16

Hello there you carnivals of carnivorous cats. Can I get an illustration on that from anyone xD

(IF YOU ACTUALLY DO SEND IT TO totallyrileysbackpack@gmail.com :D)

Today is Free Lunch #16. If you don’t know what that means, basically I try to type for 5 minutes without stopping. I usually do this on my phone, but i’m on my laptop this time so expect more words.

I’ll start at 9:00.

Right now I am listening to the song Carnival from Gorillaz’s new album, Humanz. It’s one of my favorites from the album (or at least in the top ten), and it’s the way I got my interesting intro for today.

Today I feel like I stayed busy doing pretty much nothing important. In ELA, we worked on our poems and songs, and I’ve already finished both of those, so I just sat around doing math for almost an hour and a half. Though I was pretty lazy and probably only did about a half hour’s worth of work :/

As you may have noticed, I changed the tagline of the site from “jamie come up with a tagline” to “Everything is Relative”. However, I came up with the tagline, not Jamie. If you’re reading this Dad, know that one of your favorite quotes made it to the tagline.

Earlier while I was on the computer doing something close to nothing in ELA, I saw that our Publicize followers counted as real followers! On the website, for the follower count, instead of what should be 360, it says 379, which were added from Twitter. I was unaware that Twitter followers made an actual impact on my follower count.

In music news, I have been polishing up a few tracks, and you should see a video come out on my channel called “E-Jazz” within the next week or so. When it does, i’ll make a post so that you don’t have to go to the channel itself.

My time is up, and I hope you liked the post. If you did then like the post.

Thanks for reading all the way down to this *relatively* long Free Lunch :3

Next time on Free Lunch: a secret of the Rileys Backpack franchise self-leaked!

Dictionary Taboo:

a brass musical instrument with a flared bell and a bright, penetrating tone. The modern instrument has the tubing looped to form a straight-sided coil, with three valves.

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Free Lunch #14

Hello there you SUPER DUPER POOPER BOX CHAIRS OF THE WORLD! 

TONIGHT WE HAVE THE FIRST EVER FREE LUNCH ON WEDNESDAY!!!! If you don’t know how this all works, I sit down for 5 minutes and try to not stop typing. Also the reason for not having as many words as someone normally could type in 5 minutes is that i’m on a phone, not a computer.

I’ll begin at 7:56.

Today was not amazing, but not horrible. We had our first of three Math final TCAP tests, along with our Science test, which is basically our final exams. 

I breezed through the Math test because it’s one of my best subjects, but the Science one was difficult because I missed a chunk of material at the beginning of the year. There was also some things in there that we didn’t apparently have time to cover, even though my Science teacher is awesome.

In Clash Royale news, I got a Super Magical Chest yesterday, and when I opened it today, I got a second Inferno Dragon ;-;

For people who don’t play Clash Royale, it’s like having someone pass out chocolates, and you got the one with a bite taken out of it that smells strange.

Also, I have a special Gorillaz related treat coming tomorrow for you in collaboration with my little brother.

Thanks for reading all the way down to the bottom of this post :3

Dictionary Taboo:

To put down or supress completely.

For the first time ever, Dictionary Taboo answer for the last one because no one guessed it:

Meme

I’m serious, I googled Meme definition and that popped up.

Anyways.

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Free Lunch #13

UNLUCKY EDITION!

Hello there you fake colored pencils. (You are in fact just normal pencils painted various colors on the outside)

Today is the 13th Free Lunch, so i’m posting this on Thursday instead of Friday just so we can have the 13th edition on April the 13th.

In case you are unfamiliar with the concept of Free Lunch, I sit down and write for 5 minutes without stopping.

I’ll start at 6:28.

Today was pretty gouda, aside from the fact that we had double math class, because our ELA teacher was absent. I spent most of the day working on about 50-60 pages of math problems. 

Also, we took a practice end-of-the-year test in Math as well. The city bus was unusually crowded today, and I sat in the back and watched The Office. Maz, Simone and I had a conversation about who would be the Rock God of music, Queen or David Bowie. My vote went to Queen against their votes for David Bowie. Don’t get me wrong, both are amazing in their own ways, but Queen has been a bigger part of my life.

Right now, I’m listening to the Legend of Korra Season 1 soundtrack in my room. Also I have decided that maybe I should post Free Lunch on Tuesdays as well?

Let me know in the comments whether you support this or not.

Also thanks for reading all the way down to the bottom of this haphazard post :3

Dictionary Taboo:

To perceive or understand as fact or truth.

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Free Lunch #12

Hello there you Rembrandt’s. I’m reading about Tokyo at the moment, but I stopped just so I could right this for you! If you don’t know, Free Lunch is when I sit down and write on my phone for 5 minutes without stopping. So i’ll start at 6:35 and finish at 6:40.

Go!

Today was pretty gouda. Our Math teacher was absent for our class, as well as our Social Studies teacher, so we just got to be in ELA all day. Our teacher there let’s us listen to music while we work, and once we finish, we can just be on school laptops or phones. On Thursday, I finished the anime I was watching, Your lie in April. I recommend it to anyone who likes classical music and egg sandwiches. I made me and 2 friends egg sandwiches to bring to school so that we could eat them while we watch Thursday morning, and they were really good.

Tonight i’ll be making brownies I think. Watching The Office, i’ve made it to Season 3, where interesting things are happening.

For a Spring Band Concert coming up, me, Jamie, and a friend are learning the song Bare Necessities with Piano, Trumpet, and Trombone.

Also, mini-shouting outing to Toni for returning to WordPress!

This ended up being a relatively short Free Lunch looking back, but y’know, it happens.

Dictionary Taboo:

A dirty, untidy, or disordered condition.

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Happy 2017 Everybody! Plus 299 Followers!

*cheers*

For the record, we are actually only at 299 followers, so i’m not sure why Jamie put out that post saying we were at 300 lol.

But for the amazing milestone of 299, I’ve noticed something amazing. Today, go and check your computer to see what the date is. It will say 1/1/17, in meaning how 1+1+17*15.7368421053=299. Isn’t that a crazy coincidence, that OUR blog is at 299 followers, and that simple math sentence of the date equals 299?

Heheh, horrible jokes aside, thanks for bringing me this far guys.

Alas, it’s time for a poll!

For the New Year, i’m reviving two series! And you guys get to vote on which ones are resurrected from the grave :D. You get three votes apiece because WordPress wouldn’t let me give you two..

Whichever two series have the most votes in three days get to come back for weekly or biweekly posting!

Thanks for reading to the bottom and don’t forget to vote ;D

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The Happenings

Hello you people of the near future, today I’m going to tell you what’s happening for no reason ūüėÄ

In ELA class, we are writing an argumentative essay about the relevance of HBCUs (historically black colleges and universities) in the U.S.. I believe they are but lots of people have different opinions on this, thus the argumentative part of argumentative essay. Meanwhile in Math we are learning very, very, very easy One Step Equations, and doing a weird dance to help us remember the steps. We just finished covering sexual reproduction in Science class and have moved on to genetics, which I am happy of, because it was pretty awkward.

I’m getting slightly better at Trumpet as I practice more in Band. BUT GUESS WHAT? I can play Bergentr√ľckung! You can listen to the song here if you have no idea what that is. (It’s a song from Undertale)

That’s about everything that matters right now, so I suppose

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Writing The Longest Post Of ALL TIME!!

For those of you who don’t remember back when I started this in May, I decided I was going to write the longest post on Rileys Backpack yet. As of finishing this prologue right now, the final word count is 2134.

So that’s right, you read me. Today we are going to see if we can write the longest post of all time about everything I can scour my brain to write about while I’m doing this.. So let’s start, the time is 12:37, and I’m in Math Class. We were doing Map Testing but I finished it yesterday.

So.

Now I pretty much have the entire period to do whatever it is I wish to do.

I’ve been thinking and I’m wondering if there is any website you can use that is specifically geared towards writers featuring their writings live, like as they type it their followers can watch the page, see them develop ideas and such. Anyways I just thought it would be kind of cool. NEXT!!

So I’ve been practicing a lot of soccer after school now, and I figured out a way to build your stamina each day magnificently! I call it, the Cheestamina Effect!! Which sounds incredibly stupid because I just came up with it on the spot. Wait, scratch that name, let’s just call it “the thing from the swamp”. I’ve been using the thing from the swamp to help improve my stamina greatly. So here’s how the thing from the swamp works. I have a big back and front yard. I measured a distance from a telephone pole to a fence and its 90 feet (or 30 meters [pretty much]) So basically one run from the telephone pole and to the fence and back is one lap. For someone who was previously so unfit (such as myself), you have to start with a small number, like 7 or 9. So run that, then the next day run one more lap than before. Then one more the next. And so on. I’m at a really high number, so most days im running the equivalent of half a mile. Think about it. There and back is 180 feet, and a mile is 5210. So running only 14 is 2520, which is only a bit off of a half a mile. So if you do this, after a couple of days of stopping eating junk food and running with this system, you’ll be as fit as a fiddle. NEXT!!!!

I don’t know if I have mentioned this yet, but I am reading the Maze Runner series, and I’m on the Kill Order. I’m not going to spoil it, but all I have to say is (Spoiler Alert—– WHY DOES NEWT HAVE TO DIE ;-;—– Spoiler Alert) Sorry if you saw that before reading the spoiler alert. *sobs* I didn’t care about all the other people who die. NEXT!!

So a while ago me and my brother and sister started watching the show Lost, which is a drama about people who crash on a mysterious island. There are a ton of really interesting characters, and the best part about it is all the plot twists. In every season there is something new to fret about. The Others (the island’s natives)! The Hatch (4 8 15 16 23 42)! Charles Whitmore (Evil billionaire)!

That’s 500 Words.

And here’s another spoiler.. Up ahead… I highly recommend that if you haven’t seen the show you steer clear of the next sentence. I’m serious. Stop reading. I want you to watch the show and if you keep reading this you will never be able to enjoy it. Last warning. Why does Charlie have to die?? He could have just waltzed out, closed the stupid door and told Desmond himself that it’s not her boat. It was meaningless death! WHYY!!!

NEXT!!!!

I’m getting a bit tired of typing, I’ve been doing this for a good 20 minutes and i’m going to just continue this later. Also in the mean time i’ll post something about advertising in this post. Just like all special posts and everything more than five minutes long, it needs advertisement breaks to keep your skull from exploding. Welp, i’ll be back in a bit. Signing off at 650 words.

May 11th, 2016, 11:23

Heyo I’m back with the longest post of all time and now I have an advertisement to log into this so once I think the time is right i’ll add it in.

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Yea so there ya go Brandoboy. Today I’m going to be talking about absolutely nothing. I’m getting a bit (AKA EXTREMELY) bored of writing this. I feel like I should just import some material from before, but I can’t do that cause this has to be brand new writing. As you all know, I used to avidly play Minespud (a minecraft server with bending). The reason I stopped posting about it isn’t good. The server shut down and now I have nothing to do on minecraft, and because of this, I’ve pretty much stopped playing it for the time being. If any of you can think of a server I can play with factions and that isn’t too big, please recommend it in the comments below. Of course most of you won’t ever actually read this because your just going to read the top of the page, scroll waaaaay down to the bottom, and say “Oh yea I read it all!”. So if you actually read this bit in the middle, then say so by typing “Just 2 More” in the comments. Dang that’s 900 I’m getting reaaaaaal tired of writing this post.

I think i’ll go to a thousand and then stop for today. So. Clash of Clans. In this game, the clan Polar Cheese still thrives and we are getting really good at war. We are on a war win streak of¬†4 right now, and we are presently wrecking the next clan so soon it will be at 5. I’ve set up a new system to show who is the most important, War MVP and Donating Champ. I continuously win Donating Champ, and I try to pass around War MVP. That’s 1014 and I’m signing off for today. The time is 11:33.

I’m back, and it’s June 4th at 10:58 PM. I should probably be sleeping though. I’m on a pretty big losing streak on Clash Royale. But aside from that I’m in South Carolina right now, the night before the family reunion where there’s tons of food and family! I’m staying at my Great-Uncles house, and there’s wifi and cable ūüėĆ xD. But yea there’s not much to talk about anymore. The dog that’s in this house starting freaking out earlier barking and he woke my brother and sister up. Such loudness :P. But he went to my moms room so were good now. I’m getting tired so I’m gone for now, cya signing off at 11:02!!

Jeez it’s Been months, I’m still doing this? Uhh

It’s now August 13th, i’m just here to add some to this forever going project. I plan to stop once we hit 5,000 words. But hey, thats probably not going to happen until next year. At the moment, I am working on LOTE (Land of The Elves). I’ve got the story and everything down, and by the time this post comes out, the game might be finished xD. Jamie has Undertale on his computer, we are doing Pacifist, and last night we got past Papyrus! Then we dated him..

My current interests are Twenty One Pilots, Undertale, Rileys Backpack, and jacksepticeye. On Pokemon Go, I am level 16, and my best current pokemon is a 1095 Vaporeon. Brendan is working on music for LOTE, and i’m about to go get a sandwhich. I’m getting ready to delete some pages, cause they are irrelevant. Pages like Video Games (And Other Games), and Clash of Clans War Records. I might restart War Records later once I have more war stuff to talk about. At the moment, our clan has a war win streak of 2 and it’s about to be 3 :D.

Welp, i’ll be back in a bit after my sandwich. I’m going to let my sister type in¬†PINK.

HEY GO TO MY BLOG thepinkspace1 NOW.LIKE.SUBSCIBE. HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI OBI IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ¬†CUTE I MISS WIFI DO U HAVE WIFI ———– LOL =D =D =D =D =D =D LOL . ¬† ¬† OMG ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† OMG

Well that was weird. And it took her 10 minutes to do that… Do you mind if I just copy and paste something I wrote previously xD thats like 1,000 words? No.. I have to stay strong. Today I got 200 words done ;-;

BUT I”M NOT DONEEEE. whya why did that text turn gray lol. I never clicked for it to turn gray. I have to go for now.

3:50 August 13th. Here’s some LOTE details. Beware, kinda spoilers.

Area 1 is the House

In Area 1, you are Inside a house with thunderstorms raging outside, and your brother talking to you about how bored he is. He is younger than you , and his name is Prosper. He laughs, telling you he would find something to do. When he walks out of the room, the game explains the controls. On the wall is a drawing of Dum Cheese. The closet is full of clothes. There are two beds in the room, one is messy and one is clean. If you try to interact with the bed, you hear a growl. The hallway is mostly empty, aside from the blue rainbow painting. There are three doors, one leads to the kitchen, one to the basement, and one with Prospers speech bubble coming from, which is the bedroom. You are able to explore the house, but the basement door is locked. The key is hidden in a kitchen drawer, but the basement only holds a pingpong table, with a note on top and two paddles. To read note please see A1N1. The paddles can be picked up. If you go into the basement then leave, Prosper yells for you again, this time saying, ‘Hurry Up! What are you doing that’s so important??’

If you go back into the kitchen, in the drawer next to the oven, there is a totally dark photograph. For more information on that see A1P1. Also, stuck to the fridge is a note, which you can find more about at in A1N2. Once you (FINALLY) go into the next bedroom that Prosper is in, you see him making a suprised face at an elf who popped out of the sheets of the bed. He starts to talk in a language you don’t understand, and draws a blade, although he looks nervous about using it. Prosper backs away slowly, and you are given an option to fight him, offer him your lollipop, or back away. If you fight him, combat begins. If you offer him the lollipop, he grins in delight and crawls back under the covers. If you back away, he walks towards you uttering the same strange tounge, and you are forced into combat. Once you either defeat him, or bribe him away, your brother Prosper jumps into the bed and disappears under the covers. If you stay in the room for more than 30 seconds, once you go in, he asks what took you so long. You can either stay silent or say I was scared.

End of Area 1. Continue in Area 2.

That puts us at nearly 2000 words so far. Cya later…

It’s 3:24 August 26th. Looking back at that LOTE thing I put down, I kinda regret doing that, because this is posting sooner than one might think. But it’s not going to matter anyways because it’s gonna be a really long time until LOTE actually comes out. I mean, it doesn’t make any difference anyways, because nothing is really important in Area 1. Area 2 however..

I just wanna put this at 2,000 words, schedule it for next week and move on. I’m at 1970. Keep talking. Just gotta finish this strong! agh I have nothing to say to you. SAVE ME PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS!!

pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

AND WE DID IT WERE AT SOME NUMBER ABOVE 2000. I feel bad about this because I look in my reader and see some of my writer friends do like 12,000 words in a post, which is insane, at least for me.

Welp thanks for reading, leave a comment if you want your ad put on. But other than ads i’m done with this. I feel if I had have put more work into this it would have been much longer, but instead I worked on it like every other two weeks. Nonetheless,

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How To: Do Your Homework Efficiently

‚ÄčHello there, may I just comment on how SILENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEEEEOPPPLLLLEEEE. 

Today I’m going to be telling silent green, uh, I mean you, how to successfully manage your homework!

STEP 1: Make a space for your homework! Find an area in your house that is usually free of distractions, somewhere quiet, with no annoying siblings or outside noise! If you can’t find a place like that, you can usually just go to the library!

Or, if there is no library nearby, you can trick your siblings into going somewhere else. For example, when I wanna be alone, I go into the living room, and turn on some movie that they like, sit down for the first 10 minutes, then leave. They stay!
STEP 2: Find some good music. I recommend either classical or jazz. Find just the right playlist, and you have the key to do I homework efficiently. Usually, I just go on YouTube, type in homework music, and it pops up with like a 2-hour long video of a bunch of songs MADE for helping YOU finish that essay.

STEP 3: Stop procrastinating! If you put your homework off for later, you are probably just gonna forget it. Always make sure you get it in on time, or your screwed..

Alternatively, you can do what I do, which is finish everything either in class while the teacher is talking, or in the car ride to school ūüėČ

Thanks for reading this far buddy, cya l8r..

New Classes

Yesterday, me and Jamie were trying to get into more advanced classes, so we went to the office. We talked to a secretary (I think) and we got sorted into 9th grade Physical Science and Integrated Math. Science is easy, but the math is really difficult because I missed 7th and 8th grade math classes. (I just started 7th). But I am confident I’ll catch on!

Also, Jamie downloaded Undertale on his computer so he is going to be doing a series on that in which the first episode should come out tonight.