Not dumcheese, but Dum Cheese, the yellow guy himself!
Now, things may get a bit confusing since dumcheese is interviewing Dum Cheese, so for sensical reasons, Dum’s speech will be bolded, and questions are in italics.
dumcheese: So, you’ve agreed to sit down and answer some of your greatest fans, friends, and enemies questions.
Dum Cheese: yea cool
dumcheese: The first question we have today is from an anonymous banana.
Why do you get all the fame and fortune? I’ve been your friend ever since we served in the Jello war of 98. And you never even acknowledge that I exist! I’m sick of it! SICK OF IT. I, the leader of ‘Fruit Against Cheese’, will crush you, and have you back where you belong, in a sandwich.
dumcheese: Well that was only supposed to be one sentence, but that’s what you get when you have a live show, am I right?
Dum Cheese: i really liked that guy. someone print of a copy of my signature and mail it to him…
dumcheese: Sir, please use proper grammar, we are on the INTERNET, a place where you can ruin your life by misplacing a comma.
Dum Cheese: ok. But let’s take a break and eat dumcheese.
dumcheese: SEE THAT, YOU FORGOT A COMMA AND NOW I’M GOING TO BE EATE–
Dum Cheese: yea yea yea, thanks for wathing. wut do you mean the lens cap was on the whole tyme.
The following program was found buried in old manuscripts of rejected post ideas.
P. S. I’ve got my mojo back everybody 😀
P. P. S. Somehow, my views went UP in average when I missed 2 days in a row. Go figure.