Free Lunch #14


TONIGHT WE HAVE THE FIRST EVER FREE LUNCH ON WEDNESDAY!!!! If you don’t know how this all works, I sit down for 5 minutes and try to not stop typing. Also the reason for not having as many words as someone normally could type in 5 minutes is that i’m on a phone, not a computer.

I’ll begin at 7:56.

Today was not amazing, but not horrible. We had our first of three Math final TCAP tests, along with our Science test, which is basically our final exams. 

I breezed through the Math test because it’s one of my best subjects, but the Science one was difficult because I missed a chunk of material at the beginning of the year. There was also some things in there that we didn’t apparently have time to cover, even though my Science teacher is awesome.

In Clash Royale news, I got a Super Magical Chest yesterday, and when I opened it today, I got a second Inferno Dragon ;-;

For people who don’t play Clash Royale, it’s like having someone pass out chocolates, and you got the one with a bite taken out of it that smells strange.

Also, I have a special Gorillaz related treat coming tomorrow for you in collaboration with my little brother.

Thanks for reading all the way down to the bottom of this post :3

Dictionary Taboo:

To put down or supress completely.

For the first time ever, Dictionary Taboo answer for the last one because no one guessed it:


I’m serious, I googled Meme definition and that popped up.



Free Lunch #10

Hello there you kitchen sinks!

Sorry i’m late again, last night I was exhausted and recovering from the end of 1984. But I won’t spoil.

Starting at 10:43.

I’m still on the drive to Memphis, which is where the Twenty One Pilots concert will be tonight 😀

I finished 1984! Which you already know from the intro!

Overall, it was a good book. I will not spoil the story, but rather I would suggest you read it if you’re interested in a negative utopian society, written by George Orwell, who also wrote Animal Farm, which I will be reading soon.

We just passed a Vote Trump billboard 😐

I listened to some Aziz Ansari earlier in the drive. You should listen if you aren’t easily offended. I suggest the “Club Songs” skit by him first.

And now my time is up.

Thanks for reading all the way down to the bottom of the post :3

Dictionary Taboo:

Big thing that comes out of the earth and saves millions of lives everyday!


Free Lunch #9

Hello there you prophets. Today I have one of the first Free Lunch’s since the revival that hasn’t been late! I’ll start typing at 10:36, and stop at 10:41.

Today has been good so far. This morning I had a Trumpet lesson, and Jamie was there too so we practiced Fly Me To The Moon on our instruments while the teacher played the piano for it. I can get through most of the song at the moment, but there are some difficult rhythms (at least for me). At the moment I’m listening to DARE by Gorillaz. I just finished a vocabulary test in English, and I managed to get both high scores for Gravity and Match for the end 😀

Even though I’m sure Victoria is plotting to steal my leaderboard position as I type this.

I caught a wild Magmar with 1000 something CP at the bus stop at the other day on Pokémon Go. Now Fire Coming Out Of A Monkey’s Head is on. That’s a good song with spoken word portions, so look it up if that interests you. There was an announcement that told all band students to go to the band room, and it was for a brief meeting, where my chess club instructor tried to recruit more members. I think we got like 3 or 4 new people out of an entire crowded room.

And it’s 10:41.

Thanks for reading all the way down to the bottom of the post :3

Dictionary Taboo:

A rectangular prism full of information available for the taking.


Free Lunch #8

I’m late again

Anyways it’s Saturday and I’m starting at 2:11.

Yesterday I updated Pokemon Go to catch the new Generation 2 Pokemon that were just released last week, and I went on a Pokemon Adventure in a neighborhood by my house with Brendan that I just got back from. I have also just finished a sandwich. It was Turkey and Cheese. I caught 8 Pokemon on the adventure and walked for 40 minutes. I have nothing to talk about.. we’re going to the library in like half an hour so I might write a post there. OH I KNOE WHAT TO TALK ABOUT! I’M ALMOST FINISHED WITH SEASON 4 OF THE WALKING DEAD AND I’M GOING TO WATCH THE LAST EPISODE LATER TODAY. SORRY FOR CAPS. And I still have two minutes to continue writing. Go and first listen to Feel Good Inc by Gorillaz, then search up Feel Dank Inc and watch it 🙂

My ears are cold. Also, if you’re reading this, has the Metronome arrived yet? I’m not sure if I spelled that right so you’ll just have to translate from Riley gibberish. 

And it’s 2:16.

Dictionary Taboo:

It’s cloth used to conceal your house from people looking through holes in the wall.

Thanks for reading all the way to the bottom of the post :3


Free Lunch #7

Sorry for the lateness

Hello there you beautiful pieces of macaroni (Hello there submitted by ArmyOfLamps)

I forgot to post this again, so I decided, better late than never!

Starting at 9:49.

So recently I started watching a comedy called The Office on Netflix using the new download feature. When I’m at a place with public Wi-Fi, such as the Library or school, I download the next few episodes so that I can watch at home. Today I went to Victoria’s  (bittersweetlyirrevocable’s) birthday party at a bowling alley, which was super fun. It was actually the same bowling alley that I went to for my 13th birthday, which was cool. I got second place in bowling, by like 7 or 8 points. Also, after the bowling, we went over to the arcade area, where there’s ticket stuff and skee ball, and Cat broke the machine or something, because it gave her like 450 tickets from getting a slightly above normal amount of points. 

And time’s up.

Thanks for reading all the way to the bottom :3


Free Lunch #6

Hello you watermelons, today I’ve made Free Lunch #6 for you. Well I haven’t yet… because I’m typing the intro…

Anyways, I’m gonna start at 11:36.





TODAY STUFF HAPPENED. I’m in Oak Ridge TO GET the new phone which I am holding to type this Free Lunch!! In other news, we are covering poetry in ELA class and today we went to our schools museum to see some pieces of art created by a woman who grew up in New Mexico. Most of them were really deep and powerful messages about equality and police brutality which was very sad. I picked one called L.O.V.E. to write my poem about. Also, my fren published the background music for the song she’s writing here, which you should definitely listen to. I’m listening to my Spotify playlist Stuff Ya Might Like If You Were Riley, and an ad about becoming a hair stylist is on. Annnnndddd my time is up.

Thank you for reading this 😀


Free Lunch #5

Hello there, you. Today I have a new episode of Free Lunch (finally). Since it was voted to be re-birthed into the series cycle by you guys, it will go back to being posted every Friday.

I’m starting at 10:15.





Brendan is being an annoying little bother as usual. Um lemme think.. We originally had school today but the secretary turned us away at the door and told us if we wanted to get back in the car and go home we could because it’s snowing really hard. So me and Jamie ran back to his mom’s car and we drove to his house, where a few minutes later I was picked up by my mom. I don’t have very much else to talk about.. I just ate a pumpkin muffin with a little butter inside, and it was very good. Brendan and Saoirse turned on an Adventure Time DVD, where a deer is now attacking a bunny on a radio show. It’s still snowing and it’s 10:20 so i’m stopping now.

Series Rebirths

Hello you Geoff’s, today I’ll be giving you the real results of the vote on which series to bring back, along with a reminder of how they work.

And the winner is………..







Free Lunch and Food World!!

It was a hard fought fight between these two and Differences Between Superheroes, but they win because I picked them of the three that were tied.

In case you forgot how these two work, here’s a brief summary.

For Free Lunch, I get either my phone or my laptop every Friday and write for five minutes straight without stopping. Usually ends up being a synopsis of how the past few days have gone for me.

With Food World, I make a comic every Monday (with slight delays sometimes) about the world in which Dum Cheese, Banana Man, War Potato, and all your other favorite food people from Second-Grade Riley.


Happy 2017 Everybody! Plus 299 Followers!


For the record, we are actually only at 299 followers, so i’m not sure why Jamie put out that post saying we were at 300 lol.

But for the amazing milestone of 299, I’ve noticed something amazing. Today, go and check your computer to see what the date is. It will say 1/1/17, in meaning how 1+1+17*15.7368421053=299. Isn’t that a crazy coincidence, that OUR blog is at 299 followers, and that simple math sentence of the date equals 299?

Heheh, horrible jokes aside, thanks for bringing me this far guys.

Alas, it’s time for a poll!

For the New Year, i’m reviving two series! And you guys get to vote on which ones are resurrected from the grave :D. You get three votes apiece because WordPress wouldn’t let me give you two..

Whichever two series have the most votes in three days get to come back for weekly or biweekly posting!

Thanks for reading to the bottom and don’t forget to vote ;D



Free Lunch #4

Hello ya people, earlier I started this with my phone, and I got to 2 minutes, but I had to go, and it deleted my draft :I . Luckily i’m here now. You should know that after I typed Luckily, I got distracted and started looking at the Facebook page that I never use, but i’m here now! I’m going to start now!

I’m going to Domesticated Violence/Red Locker/And Modest Too band practice this afternoon. It seems to me that this school week ended up being shorter than last school week, Friday is here already, and I had such big plans for this week. Oh well xD, i’ll try next week. Did I tell you guys I’m running for Student Council President at my new school? I think I actually have a chance at winning, even though my political rival Ella is very determined. But i’m determined too.  Here’s a picture of the poster me and Saoirse and Paul made. It was mostly Paul, and barely Saoirse, and I colored a ton of it in, and it looks AWESOME!

Vote me ;)

Vote me 😉

In other news, Fallen is nearly ready for release ;O. It’s crazy seeing how big the map has gotten, and how many hours i’ve logged in to get it that way. I had so much trouble with the first boss battle that the second on should be much, much, easier. Also, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY UNDERTALE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!! It’s crazy that it’s been a whole year since you were released, especially since I thought I was like 1 million years late to join the party. Anyways, time’s up, how are you all doing today? Great? No? Meh?