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Free Lunch #30

Hello there you lighter fluids. I just walked out of a building and it feels like the temperature just went up 20 degrees. It’s Friday, or at least it is in my timezone, so that means it’s time for another Free Lunch! That means I type for 5 minutes without stopping.

Starting at 1:12.

Yesterday was not that great for me, but today is a little bit better so far. I’ve been “working” a story booth for my mom both days, so it’s been pretty interesting. Yesterday was a Farmers Market, and today is at a place called Casa Azafrán.

I’m thinking that I will tag this post with every attention-screaming tag I can think of just as an experiment.

Such tags include: Writing, Poetry, Beauty, Books, Poem, Poems. You know. The usuals ssc.

On that ssc, I need to tell you what that means. Due to me being sick of typing lol and not laughing, I invented ssc!

ssc stands for silently smiles cooly. It’s much better than lol in every way.

I’m sorry that this post was quite short but I was kinds busy while writing it out on my phone.

Thanks for reading anyways.

Dictionary Taboo:

A small adult that poops their pants and screams a lot.

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Sonnet and serious stuff LAY #2

And by serious stuff I mean chocolate

Hi I’m Jamesblonde123, a horribly inactive author who still posts more than Maz.

Welcome back to life and you, where I talk about my life and talk to you!

*This is a really long post.*

Today I will be talking about one of the best things on earth. Chocolate.

So much sad stuff is in the news lately. Donald Trump, the tragic passing of Andy Marte, Donald Trump…

So I thought I’d lighten up the mood and talk about (among other things) chocolate.

*Originally I was going to make this episode a comparison about price for quantity of chocolate but realized I don’t have the budget to buy chocolate*

But because I want to keep you reading, you have to wait until the end of the post.

Or scroll down I guess… *face palm*

So first I want to bring up a little UPDATE/SELF PROMO for my new podcast with my brother (The Nerd and his Brother)

We are still set to roll out on Feb 17 on Blubrry. Our website is experiencing some technical delays

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But will hopefully be out before the 17th.

We are working really hard to get this right so I hope that you enjoy!

Even if you don’t read my posts and read Riley’s, he will be a recurring guest so listen for that if nothing else.

Next up I want to share that I just got a Pichu in Pokemon Go! For the dozen of you still playing, you know how cool and rare that is. But for all of you who don’t, lemme break it down.

They just added baby pokemon in Pokemon Go. Pichu is the baby version of Pikachu, and he is SUPER rare. But I found in an egg and I was so excited.

And now we talk about a great new game that my friends made.

It’s called Lunch Special. It is a wheel that you spin at lunch with your friends. Whatever it lands on, you do. It could land on an accent challenge, personality switch, or a good old truth or dare.

It is just in beta testing, but we will have it out to the general market soon!

Lol Just Kidding for those of you who don’t get sarcasm.

But yeah credit to Simone, Victoria, and Jordan for creating it.

Moving On!

We have these annoying things at school now called restorative circles. Basically you pass around a ‘talking stick’ and answer stupid questions from the teacher. It takes up class so we get behind and have to do the circle in the first place. We talk about ‘talking from your heart’ and ‘listening from your heart’. Riley wrote a post about it but it is just SO BAD!

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Lol Just Kidding for those of you who don’t get sarcasm.

So now for the cool stuff.

Today it is this:

Avengers-Inside-Out by CuddleswithCats

I just love that there are enough people in the world that awesome stuff like this happens.

And for my penultimate trick, I will talk about chocolate.

Most people love chocolate. But I want to know which people prefer.

I like dark chocolate myself, but some like milk, semisweet, or even *shudders* white chocolate.

Or you could like a particular candy, or type of candy (Peanut Butter M&M’s).

What ever it is I’d love to know which is a favorite, and I will make a dish on my other blog Cooking with Jamie on the one that gets the most votes.

So comment your favorite type of chocolate!

So now as promised a sonnet I wrote. It is basically a complicated love poem, and this one is from mickey mouse to minnie mouse. I hope you like it.

Minnie, I love you as any mouse loves cheese

 

Like the taste that always fills me with joy

 

You are as nice as a warm summer’s breeze

 

And a beauty that makes me say “Oh boy!”

 

You make our lives so complete with your smile

 

Lighting up even the darkest of days

 

And making me sing “Hot Dog” for a while

 

Your kind patience never fails to amaze

 

Donald, and Daisy and Goofy are fine

 

But even they cannot compare to you

 

Because you are the one that I call mine

 

The one who cheers me up when I am blue

 

You are without a doubt a swell, fine mouse
And an amazing part of our clubhouse

 

So that’s the post. If you want to be in the next LAY write your question in the comments!

 

Also thanks to Victoria for joining the blog. She has posted twice already and they are great. So go check her posts out here.

Thanks for reading and as I always say:

A day in the life doesn’t really create enough pizza for a party of 5

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Free Lunch #5

Hello there, you. Today I have a new episode of Free Lunch (finally). Since it was voted to be re-birthed into the series cycle by you guys, it will go back to being posted every Friday.

I’m starting at 10:15.

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Brendan is being an annoying little bother as usual. Um lemme think.. We originally had school today but the secretary turned us away at the door and told us if we wanted to get back in the car and go home we could because it’s snowing really hard. So me and Jamie ran back to his mom’s car and we drove to his house, where a few minutes later I was picked up by my mom. I don’t have very much else to talk about.. I just ate a pumpkin muffin with a little butter inside, and it was very good. Brendan and Saoirse turned on an Adventure Time DVD, where a deer is now attacking a bunny on a radio show. It’s still snowing and it’s 10:20 so i’m stopping now.

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Ramen Noodles and Kubo

HELLO YA PEOPLE READING ME, today we have a life post, which we haven’t had in far too long. I’m about to leave Oak Ridge as I type this, but I figured I would have enough time and WiFi to get it out. The other day, I tried Ramen Noodles for the first time, and now I’m in love with ’em. I drank most of the broth last night :O. Yes, I know they are really bad for you, but I’m assuming that I’ll probably never get to have them outside of Oak Ridge because we’ve never eaten them at my house. Who knows, maybe i’ll start a Ramen Noodle trend in Nashville :D.

Also, we went to see Kubo and The Two Strings last night, which was reallllllllllllllllllllllly good. Basically, it’s a movie about a kid who can play his strings instrument and turn normal origami alive! He has to go on some quests and stuff, there are sad parts, and it got a NINETY-SIX percent on Rotten Tomatoes.. How does that even happen?? I would call hacks, but it’s such a good movie that I actually believe it got that review legitimately.

In Fallen Human news, I got really stuck, trying to figure out how to make the King stop his attacks once you die, so you don’t just respawn and he’s still shooting stuff at you. If it was that way, it wouldn’t matter whether or not you died, the attacks would just continue and he would lose without you having to do anything but die. Graystalk, a fellow planet-minecrafter, helped me find a some commands that would work for my situation. So all’s good there.

Sanstale is tearing out my eyes.

That’s about all that’s happening to me right now, what about you?

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Contest Voting

Hello ya people, today I’m gonna be giving you some options on who to vote for in our Contest. Since OY30, Baggie, and multiple others either deliberately ignored me, or forgot about it, we only have 3 entrees :(.

Chipchomps Entree

Saoirses Entree

So yea vote in the comments since I can’t figure out for the life of me how to get a poll into a post using my phone. If you like this I EXPECT YOU TO VOTE.

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Food Art Contest

​Hello you people, today, (hopefully) you will be competing against your fellow bloggers in a frenzy of rooting through kitchen drawers, or running to grab your art kit. 

For the first time in a very, very long time, we will be having a contest. 

The competition is split into two art-forms. Both are judged in the same poll tho, so try your hardest. 

Category 1: Draw a food character to represent yourself, post it, and then just send me a link to the post in the comments.

Category 2: Go to your kitchen to find some kinda food you can take, grab a sharpie, and doodle on eyes and a mouth. Once you’ve done that, again, just post it and comment below the link to such post.

Now, I know it’s difficult to get people to try, so, in the 

light of the recent award fad.. I nominate:

OY30

PauseenP

Cam

Ella

James

Toni

diariesofascatterbrain

Zoe2600

And anyone else who wants to do this lol, i’m not restricting anyone who is not on the list from doing it, but those are just the people who have to do it 🙂

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The Knoxville Zoo

And here we have the worst drawn lion of all time.


So today, me and my dad went to the Knoxville Zoo, which, duh, is in Knoxville. So the first thing you notice when you walk in is that the newest exhibit is still under construction, and it’s a massive lot with construction people running about and cranes and stuff. But they had it fenced in so nobody could be silly and walk in and get hurt. First off we saw the black bear exhibit, but the Bears were doing the smart thing, and lying in the shade away from the hot sun. They weren’t really doing much. But there was one in a tree who was laying on a branch who was just kinda staring at me. 

Next up was the red pandas, who were also hiding, but there was one who walked into the indoor habitat and was walking around staring at the window. At this point a huge group of kids who must’ve been like 9-10 years old who must’ve been on  been on a field trip came and were really loud. So me and my dad walked on and got to the river otters, which was my favorite exhibit in the whole zoo. They flipped and danced and got up against the glass. Unfortunately, the group of kids on the field trip got to the window before I did so I had to wait a while in the really hot sun leaning on a really hot rock. Luckily they left and went to the playground so I got to talk to the otters and they did really cool tricks.

After that we went to the parrots, who were very friendly, then we saw a TON of other animals, and it would steal the attention of you all if I wrote them all down. Overview of them: lots of animals LOTS OF ANIMALS, there were tigers and elephants and peacocks and wolves. But the one that caught my attention was the Gorilla area, where they built a couple rooms for the gorillas, along with a bunch of climbing stuff hanging from the walls and ceilings. There were two baby gorillas who were really cute because one was trying to climb on a low branch thingy, and the other went to the other part of the room and ran up to the one who was pulling itself up and waved it’s hands around so the one climbing got frightened and flipped around the branch instead of getting on top of it.

I felt a little bit sad for all the animals because they were trapped in there with no room to explore and all thier actions closely monitored. But there’s really nothing you can do to help them other than NOT TAP THE GLASS. Like stupid Dudley did.

There was a zoo train, which I didn’t ride cause it was made of plastic and again, it was super hot. Near the end I got really hungry so I walked a bit faster towards the exit. 

After we left, we went to Jersey Mikes, which is a much better sandwich shop than Subway. I got a club sub with no mayo which was delicious. And then I went home.

(For anyone who noticed that it says today and dinner and stuff, but it’s like 11 in the morning right now it’s because I wrote this post yesterday night but I didn’t have enough time to make the picture so So I just put it off until today.)

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New Directions

So as of now, my posts are currently torn between my life, video games, and reviews of all sorts.

I need to pick one 😦

So SINCE you are all here on account of liking my blog, I decided to let you all decide which direction you want me to carry this blog. Thanks for your time and make sure to vote.

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Greek Food and a Haircut

Yesterday I had fun! And the great thing is, I didn’t even know we were going out until we left.

So the first thing we did after we left our house was argue for 15 minutes trying to decide what to eat xD

After eventually deciding on Greek, we went to my mom’s favorite place, which she hadn’t been to in over a year. But she used to go there almost everyday years ago. The owner recognized her and said a bunch of funny stuff, even funnier than the stuff I say..

I got Gyros and it was delicious :D. Sadly I forgot to take a picture soooo yea imagine the savory, delicious, tempting, enchanting smells going up into your nose RIGHT NOW, making you want to go and eat Greek Food. The roasted smell of the meat, the timid yet refreshing allure of sour cream. (By now I’m getting hungry writing about it xD)

Afterwards I got a haircut at GreatClips, which looks like this:


Also, I won the Ugliest Blogger Award!!

Me and BadAtGaming are rescheduling the WordPress War, hopefully it works this time. For updates on that, just read these comments.

Make sure to like if you like posts that aren’t just about a new record of likes and archer queens. Also comment and help me convince myself that I am the ugliest blogger! Well that’s all for right now.

Baiiiiiiii

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Halloween Overview

I got a ton of candy, went to two parties, and got beat up at one. (GMM Style) Lets talk about that!

 

So from about 7 to 9 I was trick or treating with my brother and sisters friends, there was a ton of decorations and houses with candy, and with 18 kids running around the neighborhood, most of the candy was gone after we left. I got a couple pounds of candy so Im happy about that.

The first party I went to was the after party for all the trick or treaters. I walked in and everyone was playing upstairs in the dark, so I went up. Worst Idea Ever. Immediately I was tackled by a couple 6 year olds and they pushed me around and my face hit a couch. So now I have a bruise on my nose.  But anyway they ad Pigs In Blankets so all was good there.

After the after party, heh after after, I went to my Uncle’s party and I watched Halloween 4 and 5. Not very scary, but plenty of bloooood! They had Chile and it was reaaallllllly good. I had two bowls of it and we sat and watched the movies with Chile AND Root Beer Floats. We stayed till 1 AM and then we went home, I put my candy down, and fell asleep.

Id say this was a good Halloween!

BTW I was a Ketchup Bottle!