A Phone!

Last night my dad gave me a phone for Hanukkah 😀

Now that I have the phone back I’ll be able to post more frequently, and finally read stuff you guys post. While I was away from Clash of Clans, Polar Cheese fell into ruin, but I’m going to be fixing it so that were stronger than ever. And I’ve gotta say it’s good to be able to play Pokemon Go, talk to my frens, and watch YouTube on the phone. Sorry I didn’t post that non-life thing yesterday, but it will definitely be out within the next 24 hours.

I know this was a pretty short post, but thanks for reading anyways.

Baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 

My Top 10 Fandoms!

Hello everyone, today I’m here to tell you the top 10 fandoms that I’m proud to be a part of! 

If you don’t know what a fandom is, it’s basically ALLLLLLLLLLLL the fans of one subject, like the fandom of Justin Bieber are Beliebers. 

*shudders*

10. Batman – I like Batman, but I mean, it’s been almost 7 years since I was an active fan.

9. Clash of Clans – The game is great! But it doesn’t even compare to the rest. Sorry Clash fans.

8. Star Wars – Back in 3rd grade, I was obsessed with Star Wars. Unfortunately, this isn’t 3rd grade. I’m not really interested in Star Wars other than the new movies!

7. PewDiePie – BRO FIST!

6. Harry Potter – These books are really a big part of my life. I’m glad I finally got my sister to read it after her resisting for 9 years. Now she’s a bigger fan than me.

5. The Simpsons – It’s a (cheese) GRATE show! But don’t worry, their jokes are much better than mine xD

4. Stranger Things – They’re the new guys on the block, but they placed reallllllly high on the list. It’s a great show, and only 8 episodes, so I recommend that you watch it if you have Netflix.

3. Twenty-Øne Piløts – If you know them only from Stressed Out, Ride, or Heathens, I think you should google Lane Boy. I can rap the whole thing 😀

2. Undertale – I breathe Undertale stuff, but NOTHING can balance out my love for Avatar: The Last Airbender.

1. Avatar: The Last Airbender – This is one of my favorite shows of all time and definitely the best fandom in my opinion. #ZutaraFTW

Heya, if you read to to the very end, good for you! Hope you have a great a day, and

Baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Clash of Clans War – Polar Cheese VS sete

Hello ya peoples. This war, we’ve really been kicking butt, and I kinda feel bad for the other clan. I mean, they’re Level ONE. It’s like we’re torturing them. Regardless, here’s the facts.

Best Attack: GrilledCheese on their 2. (I am 5). Used dragons because they had an especially weak air protection. I got an 81% two star because they had really well placed traps.

Worst Attack: fazeswift on 9, because he kinda missed a crucial step in the whole attacking process. Aaaaaannnd all his balloons die from the dragon.

Final Score: 28-14

10v10

Clan castles filled by Igr040 and jett.

Clash Of Clans War – Polar Cheese Vs. BOYKA.504

The start of this war was the culmination of my clan activity campaign. We had 7 people on at the start of war, and we’re able to get 27 out of 30 stars in the first 35 minutes. I call that skills. Alex is using GoWiPe on 1, so I’m predicting that will be a two or three star attack, oeavig us with 29 or 30 stars out of 30 total 😛

#ClanGoals

Anyways, since most of the fighting is already done, here’s a report!

Best Attack: jett’s attack on 4 takes the cake with this one, considering he is 6 or something. Perfect three star attack with hardly any mistakes. 

Worst Attack:THERE WAS NO WORST ATTACK, EVERYONE THREE-STARRED 😀 😀 😀

(Estimated) Final Score: 29-7

To our colleagues in BadAtClashing. They are adding OFFICIAL arranged wars to Clash of Clans soon, so we can finally do our war!!!!

 

Writing The Longest Post Of ALL TIME!!

For those of you who don’t remember back when I started this in May, I decided I was going to write the longest post on Rileys Backpack yet. As of finishing this prologue right now, the final word count is 2134.

So that’s right, you read me. Today we are going to see if we can write the longest post of all time about everything I can scour my brain to write about while I’m doing this.. So let’s start, the time is 12:37, and I’m in Math Class. We were doing Map Testing but I finished it yesterday.

So.

Now I pretty much have the entire period to do whatever it is I wish to do.

I’ve been thinking and I’m wondering if there is any website you can use that is specifically geared towards writers featuring their writings live, like as they type it their followers can watch the page, see them develop ideas and such. Anyways I just thought it would be kind of cool. NEXT!!

So I’ve been practicing a lot of soccer after school now, and I figured out a way to build your stamina each day magnificently! I call it, the Cheestamina Effect!! Which sounds incredibly stupid because I just came up with it on the spot. Wait, scratch that name, let’s just call it “the thing from the swamp”. I’ve been using the thing from the swamp to help improve my stamina greatly. So here’s how the thing from the swamp works. I have a big back and front yard. I measured a distance from a telephone pole to a fence and its 90 feet (or 30 meters [pretty much]) So basically one run from the telephone pole and to the fence and back is one lap. For someone who was previously so unfit (such as myself), you have to start with a small number, like 7 or 9. So run that, then the next day run one more lap than before. Then one more the next. And so on. I’m at a really high number, so most days im running the equivalent of half a mile. Think about it. There and back is 180 feet, and a mile is 5210. So running only 14 is 2520, which is only a bit off of a half a mile. So if you do this, after a couple of days of stopping eating junk food and running with this system, you’ll be as fit as a fiddle. NEXT!!!!

I don’t know if I have mentioned this yet, but I am reading the Maze Runner series, and I’m on the Kill Order. I’m not going to spoil it, but all I have to say is (Spoiler Alert—– WHY DOES NEWT HAVE TO DIE ;-;—– Spoiler Alert) Sorry if you saw that before reading the spoiler alert. *sobs* I didn’t care about all the other people who die. NEXT!!

So a while ago me and my brother and sister started watching the show Lost, which is a drama about people who crash on a mysterious island. There are a ton of really interesting characters, and the best part about it is all the plot twists. In every season there is something new to fret about. The Others (the island’s natives)! The Hatch (4 8 15 16 23 42)! Charles Whitmore (Evil billionaire)!

That’s 500 Words.

And here’s another spoiler.. Up ahead… I highly recommend that if you haven’t seen the show you steer clear of the next sentence. I’m serious. Stop reading. I want you to watch the show and if you keep reading this you will never be able to enjoy it. Last warning. Why does Charlie have to die?? He could have just waltzed out, closed the stupid door and told Desmond himself that it’s not her boat. It was meaningless death! WHYY!!!

NEXT!!!!

I’m getting a bit tired of typing, I’ve been doing this for a good 20 minutes and i’m going to just continue this later. Also in the mean time i’ll post something about advertising in this post. Just like all special posts and everything more than five minutes long, it needs advertisement breaks to keep your skull from exploding. Welp, i’ll be back in a bit. Signing off at 650 words.

May 11th, 2016, 11:23

Heyo I’m back with the longest post of all time and now I have an advertisement to log into this so once I think the time is right i’ll add it in.

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Yea so there ya go Brandoboy. Today I’m going to be talking about absolutely nothing. I’m getting a bit (AKA EXTREMELY) bored of writing this. I feel like I should just import some material from before, but I can’t do that cause this has to be brand new writing. As you all know, I used to avidly play Minespud (a minecraft server with bending). The reason I stopped posting about it isn’t good. The server shut down and now I have nothing to do on minecraft, and because of this, I’ve pretty much stopped playing it for the time being. If any of you can think of a server I can play with factions and that isn’t too big, please recommend it in the comments below. Of course most of you won’t ever actually read this because your just going to read the top of the page, scroll waaaaay down to the bottom, and say “Oh yea I read it all!”. So if you actually read this bit in the middle, then say so by typing “Just 2 More” in the comments. Dang that’s 900 I’m getting reaaaaaal tired of writing this post.

I think i’ll go to a thousand and then stop for today. So. Clash of Clans. In this game, the clan Polar Cheese still thrives and we are getting really good at war. We are on a war win streak of 4 right now, and we are presently wrecking the next clan so soon it will be at 5. I’ve set up a new system to show who is the most important, War MVP and Donating Champ. I continuously win Donating Champ, and I try to pass around War MVP. That’s 1014 and I’m signing off for today. The time is 11:33.

I’m back, and it’s June 4th at 10:58 PM. I should probably be sleeping though. I’m on a pretty big losing streak on Clash Royale. But aside from that I’m in South Carolina right now, the night before the family reunion where there’s tons of food and family! I’m staying at my Great-Uncles house, and there’s wifi and cable 😌 xD. But yea there’s not much to talk about anymore. The dog that’s in this house starting freaking out earlier barking and he woke my brother and sister up. Such loudness :P. But he went to my moms room so were good now. I’m getting tired so I’m gone for now, cya signing off at 11:02!!

Jeez it’s Been months, I’m still doing this? Uhh

It’s now August 13th, i’m just here to add some to this forever going project. I plan to stop once we hit 5,000 words. But hey, thats probably not going to happen until next year. At the moment, I am working on LOTE (Land of The Elves). I’ve got the story and everything down, and by the time this post comes out, the game might be finished xD. Jamie has Undertale on his computer, we are doing Pacifist, and last night we got past Papyrus! Then we dated him..

My current interests are Twenty One Pilots, Undertale, Rileys Backpack, and jacksepticeye. On Pokemon Go, I am level 16, and my best current pokemon is a 1095 Vaporeon. Brendan is working on music for LOTE, and i’m about to go get a sandwhich. I’m getting ready to delete some pages, cause they are irrelevant. Pages like Video Games (And Other Games), and Clash of Clans War Records. I might restart War Records later once I have more war stuff to talk about. At the moment, our clan has a war win streak of 2 and it’s about to be 3 :D.

Welp, i’ll be back in a bit after my sandwich. I’m going to let my sister type in PINK.

HEY GO TO MY BLOG thepinkspace1 NOW.LIKE.SUBSCIBE. HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI OBI IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  CUTE I MISS WIFI DO U HAVE WIFI ———– LOL =D =D =D =D =D =D LOL .     OMG         OMG

Well that was weird. And it took her 10 minutes to do that… Do you mind if I just copy and paste something I wrote previously xD thats like 1,000 words? No.. I have to stay strong. Today I got 200 words done ;-;

BUT I”M NOT DONEEEE. whya why did that text turn gray lol. I never clicked for it to turn gray. I have to go for now.

3:50 August 13th. Here’s some LOTE details. Beware, kinda spoilers.

Area 1 is the House

In Area 1, you are Inside a house with thunderstorms raging outside, and your brother talking to you about how bored he is. He is younger than you , and his name is Prosper. He laughs, telling you he would find something to do. When he walks out of the room, the game explains the controls. On the wall is a drawing of Dum Cheese. The closet is full of clothes. There are two beds in the room, one is messy and one is clean. If you try to interact with the bed, you hear a growl. The hallway is mostly empty, aside from the blue rainbow painting. There are three doors, one leads to the kitchen, one to the basement, and one with Prospers speech bubble coming from, which is the bedroom. You are able to explore the house, but the basement door is locked. The key is hidden in a kitchen drawer, but the basement only holds a pingpong table, with a note on top and two paddles. To read note please see A1N1. The paddles can be picked up. If you go into the basement then leave, Prosper yells for you again, this time saying, ‘Hurry Up! What are you doing that’s so important??’

If you go back into the kitchen, in the drawer next to the oven, there is a totally dark photograph. For more information on that see A1P1. Also, stuck to the fridge is a note, which you can find more about at in A1N2. Once you (FINALLY) go into the next bedroom that Prosper is in, you see him making a suprised face at an elf who popped out of the sheets of the bed. He starts to talk in a language you don’t understand, and draws a blade, although he looks nervous about using it. Prosper backs away slowly, and you are given an option to fight him, offer him your lollipop, or back away. If you fight him, combat begins. If you offer him the lollipop, he grins in delight and crawls back under the covers. If you back away, he walks towards you uttering the same strange tounge, and you are forced into combat. Once you either defeat him, or bribe him away, your brother Prosper jumps into the bed and disappears under the covers. If you stay in the room for more than 30 seconds, once you go in, he asks what took you so long. You can either stay silent or say I was scared.

End of Area 1. Continue in Area 2.

That puts us at nearly 2000 words so far. Cya later…

It’s 3:24 August 26th. Looking back at that LOTE thing I put down, I kinda regret doing that, because this is posting sooner than one might think. But it’s not going to matter anyways because it’s gonna be a really long time until LOTE actually comes out. I mean, it doesn’t make any difference anyways, because nothing is really important in Area 1. Area 2 however..

I just wanna put this at 2,000 words, schedule it for next week and move on. I’m at 1970. Keep talking. Just gotta finish this strong! agh I have nothing to say to you. SAVE ME PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS!!

pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

AND WE DID IT WERE AT SOME NUMBER ABOVE 2000. I feel bad about this because I look in my reader and see some of my writer friends do like 12,000 words in a post, which is insane, at least for me.

Welp thanks for reading, leave a comment if you want your ad put on. But other than ads i’m done with this. I feel if I had have put more work into this it would have been much longer, but instead I worked on it like every other two weeks. Nonetheless,

Baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

How To: Arrange A War in Clash of Clans

Hello there ya peeps, today I’m going to be telling you how to war against your friends in Clash of Clans! If anyone wants to try to war against my clan, leave a comment *insert devil smile emoji here*

STEP 1: Find some clan who wants to war against you! This is pretty easy, cause I’m here and I always want to war against someone, but if you don’t wanna war me, you can just go on global and ask around for someone who would fight your clan.

STEP 2: Pick out all your players on each team. On each side the bases have to be relatively close in strength, so if you have 4 max TH 7’s on your team, the enemy will have to have them too. They don’t have to be spot on close, but close enough that they are about equal.

STEP 3: Find a start time that works for both of you. Most likely you will either need something like kik, or WordPress comments to talk to someone. It’s not that hard.

STEP 4: Start it! Here are some quick little tips so you don’t screw this up 😀

  • Both have to start at the EXACT same time.
  • If the names on your list don’t show up when you start it, cancel it, and get them to cancel too
  • Taking longer than a few minutes? Don’t worry, it’s supposed to!

STEP 5: Get rekt by Polar Cheese 😀

So yea, there’s how you can war your friends. If you actually wanna go against Polar Cheese, tell me in the comments 😀

 

Clash of Clans War – Polar Cheese VS GARMSAR BAX

​Hello there, ya humanoids, today I’m gonna tell ya about our last war, against the slightly sucky GARMSAR BAX. Now, I have no idea how we won this war, because the enemy got a TWENTY star lead in the first 20 minutes. Normally that would have discouraged us, but we were just too filled with determination to get to 70 wins. Their luck started to run out after their 2 failed on Dark Hound (our 4). After that, their team became, let’s say, unenthusiastic about winning. Because we caught up to a 28-23. They got a two star on one of the lowish bases and brought the final score to:

Polar Cheese, 28, 99.70%

GARMSAR BAX, 25, 89.20%

What was dissapointing about this war was that we were LITERALLY, 2 seconds away from three stars on 1 and 7. NanoDG got a frickin 99% Two Star on #1. I wonder how he feels about his life choices. I attacked 7 on James, and only got a 97% two star, because I wasn’t paying much attention. But I suppose that wraps up the post.

Most Heroic Attack: NanoDG 99% two star

Worst Attack: Rafli 33% 0 star

FINAL: 28-25
P. S. Me and Cam are working on getting our arranged war goin again! Hopefully this time it works. But I need to talk to him about what exactly the start time is lol.

YouTube Plans (for anyone who cares)

Hello you, today I’m going  be discussing some of my plans for my YouTube channel 😀

First up, new series, TH 8.5 life, for Clash of Clans! Basically I teach you how to be a TH 8.5!

Next, I’ll record how to make a Minecraft slot machine, (it’s rigged!)

Aaaaaaaand finally I’ll make some more speedy draw stuff. 

But yea, thanks for reading this far if you did..

Clash of Clans War – Polar Cheese VS greek saplia

​Hallo. I am the great cheese from the next universe, and you, my lucky person, are the recipitant of the cosmic history, as told by ME.

Yea I wish. Instead, were going to look at my clan’s, Polar Cheese’s, last war! Now I know you are incredibly hyped to read all about this, but on this blogging platform, it’s write filler sentences, or write famous poetry. And I don’t feel like being a poet today.

In case you didn’t know, I got a new phone, and I put my mini account from my computer on it. GrilledCheese!!

I did this because my computer is dead and it might cost more to fix than to get a new one. Anyways.
I had both accounts in war so I had 4 attacks. 

First up, on DumCheese, I attacked #4 with GoWiPe and three starred.

Next, I attacked 10 on Grilled but was only able to get two stars 😥
Luckily I have loads of other people willing to clean-up my mess. The war was really close for a while. For every three star we got, they were able to match it. But then.. O no…. Here comes…. THE MIND GAME!!

To scare our opponents, four of us attacked at the same time and we all three starred, taking the score from 13 to 25. 

They attacked some more and got to 21, but Tiny Toby (our 6) went after 3 and got a two star on it, which was awesome! Great job Toby!!

Best Attack: Tiny Toby (6) against 3 [55% Two Star]

Worst Attack: McTc (5) against 7 [45% One Star]

Closest Attack: awesomalex20 (1) against 1 [91% One Star]

Final Score, 27-21 we win!!

Welp there’s the end of this post! Make sure to like and follow and crap… Have a nice day!!
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Rileys Backpack MCPE Survival E1: LUCKY

So I’m back from playing my first half hour of my new blogging world on Minecraft Pocket Edition survival. 

Let me tell you though, I had a really hard time getting the world to work. Maybe it’s the new MCPE menus, maybe I’m an idiot, but the first time I made the world, it was creative, after I explicitly clicked survival,  second time I changed it to survival, and I spawned wo an inventory full of creative blocks, so it took me another couple minutes pouring all that into the luckily after that I figured out how to make it right, refreshed the world, and started this lovely episode.

Lettuce begin.

I spawn. At first I think I’m on an island (mind yells, SCORE) after a couple minutes of pottering about, I realize I’m just on a peninsula (mind yells, SHOOT). I grab the basics, including a furnace, crafting table, and some charcoal and start to mine down. 

But before I went, I took a selfie!


I’m mining down and I make a stone pickaxe and OH WOWZA I DISCOVER A CAVE 😀

I find it by listening to a skeletons bones rattling around. I get there and start to fit the skeleton, but I hear a creeper behind me, turn around to see the creeper expanding, and like a coward, I go into the menu and turn it to peaceful.

But hey, I mean what would you have done. I continue into the cave, finding this death trap waiting to happen

I continue on into the cave, but I make a handy arrow just in case I lose which way I came in.


So I keep going, make some iron stuff, and find a lava pool that will serve as an excellent easy option when I decide to go to the nether. But then AHA LOOK!!

I proceed to bild a little cobble bridge over, I mine the diamonds, and it’s three which is pretty good. After that I nerdpole up to find another cavish thing but it goes deeper down. I sprint through and find, 8 more diamonds!


I do that, but in the process activate one of the “death traps” mentioned earlier. I start to suffocate but luckily I had a shovel from earlier annoying gravel.


So I mine all that crap out and get the diamonds, which turns out to be 8 more! So in half an hour I managed to start with 21 iron and 11 diamonds. 

NEXT TIME ON Rileys Backpack MCPE Survival:

I plan to build a house on this pool of lava 🙂