200 Follower Special

Hey people’s, it’s me, Riley, and I’m here to tell you that

WOOOOOOO HOOO WE DID IT YEAAAAAAA TWO HUNDRED FOLLOWERS WERE DA BEST AROUND

Ignore my inner child, pay attention to me, just yesterday, we hit 200. But I didn’t notice it cause it didn’t send me a notification. But I realized now, cause another person JUUUUST followed so I can a notification and were at 201!!

So I just wanted to let everyone know tha–

REBLOG EVERYWHHHHEEEEERE WE ARE THE KING OF KINGS WOOOOOOO

Quiet you..

You don’t have to reblog anythin-

YES YOU DOOOOOOO

THATS IT IM REMOVING THE ITAILICS KEY FROM MY KEYBOARD.

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Ok done, now anyways, I’d like to thank everyone for getting me this far, including, Stookey Lukey, OY30, sfcamster, Pauseen Phasefaller, Argon, Spider, and I’m probably forgetting someone so comment if I did.

But anyways, thanks for your patience with all my rapid changing of subjects, from video games to book reviews to comedy writing, I’m really all over the pla–

MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA IM BACK!

But I removed the ITAILICS key!

Seriously? That means you can’t make me leave now! Your key was your only way to stop me 😈

Yes, I finally slaughtered that miserable creature called a writer, and this blog is mine!

Welcome to the new 

REILLYS BACKPACK xD

I hope you guys enjoyed our stupid special. I’m sure Reilly would appreciate it if you rebloged and shared and likes and stuff, but Riley is putting no pressure on you.

Yes he is

No he isn’t

Ah shut up

Well baiiiiiiii for now! Hope you liked it..

Clash of Clans – How to Win a War!

Ok, so the number one thing you must have if you ever want to win any war ever, it the complete and total participation of the top 70% of your war map. (Ex. 10 Person War = Top 7 use attacks)

Of course you’ll always want everyone to attack, but your good if you can get that 70%. So, now your thinking, all right, I have my participating members, now what do I do?

After you can make sure everyone can attack, make sure everyone knows how to attack. Make sure everyone follows the war plan and the attack for their TH level. Your plans should look something like this:

TH 6: Giant-Healer

TH 7: GiWiArch (Giants wizards archers) Dragons

TH 8: GoWiPe, GoHo, Hogs, Dragons, GiWiPe, GoVaLo

TH 9: Lavaloonion, GoWiPe, GoVaHo

TH 10+: GoValk, GoWiPe, Lavaloonion

So long as your people usually use these attacks when warring, they should win, if ya don’t know how to use an attack you see, look it up on YouTube, or wait till I finish my “How To Attack” guide.

Ok, so now your going, my people are using these attacks, but were still losing! Now here is your solution:

STRATEGY!!

If you don’t use strategy, and your team attacks whoever they want, then you will lose. Here are a couple commonly used strategies:

Attack Your Number Then Clean Up: This seems like it would work everytime, but it doesn’t. There will be cases when your number is too hard and you will fail your clan and then you’ll try to clean-up, but all of them can be too hard as well!

Attack With Common Sense: This is commonly seen in clan descriptions but the problem with this one is that it has no structure. Common sense can direct someone to attack higher if they think they can take it, but they actually cannot. People often just attack whoever they want when they use this strategy, and it results in a loss most times.

First Attack 3-Star, Second Attack Clean Up: In my eyes, this is the best strategy a clan can use, as it lowers morale for the other clan if all your first attacks are down and three stars. Once they get their definite three star done, they look at the replays of the people who didn’t get three stars, and figure out how to disarm it with a different attack. Here’s an example:

First Attacker: GoWiPe, finds all the giant bombs and finds the clan castle troops and how to lure, but can’t do it.

Second Attacker: GoHo, triggers giant bombs while luring the clan castle, and destroys the troops and three stars easily since they have inside knowledge.

Ok, now your starting to win a few wars, but your up against a mismatched clan now, what do you do?
Whenever Polar Cheese gets matched up against a much better clan, I make sure to get most of my clan members on at the start of the war and get them all to attack at once. Think of the havoc it will cause on the other side, if they wake up to a score of 0-27, in your favor. This lowers morale and will make most of the members on the other side want to give up, and if they don’t they won’t try as hard because they think they are going to lose the war anyways.

This has been DumCheese’s guide on destroying the other clan  in war, 29-0! Thank youuuuu!

900th post!!

Were on our 900th post. That means that sometime in the next couple months we will hit 1000 posts. That’s only if I remember to post every other day.

Well yesterday I had track again, we only did 15 of the stair laps. But to make up for that, he sent us out to the soccer field and told us to run 10 laps.

Turns out 10 laps is a lot more than I thought it was. I had to take a couple breaks, but I looked at my friend Harry’s fitness watch, he ran 2.3 miles, and I ran 1.5. So my legs were super sore after that, so of course it was stretch time.

Now for the Polar Cheese news! So our clan is really getting better, were attracting more and more people. Even though we lost the last 3 wars, spirits are high and we are up against a Level One clan this time so it should be really easy to beat them. Also their bases are very weak against hog attacks, as I can see where the giant bombs will be easily.

I haven’t really had the time to play Minecraft on my computer a lot lately, but I have been playing Terraria on my iPad. I have my Titanium sword and full Mytrhil armor. At the moment, I’m waiting for a Solar Eclipse so I can get a Broken Hero’s sword, so I can get a True Night’s Edge!

Since it’s the 900th post, I’m trying to cram everything I can into this, even though I don’t have much news since my last post. Although last night I did redownload Pencil, which is an animation program that I used to make my other Dum Cheese cartoons, which unfortunately got lost when I deleted most of my YouTube videos. Soon i’ll have some more animation to share with you guys, but for now its just a yellow square waving his arms around in a loop xD

Also on the YouTube channel, I’ll be posting some of the Redstone Minecraft videos that I make when I don’t have internet at my house.

I know this post has kinda been all over the place, but I wrote it all down because I could!

If your a loyal follower of the holy cheese, make sure to like and comment n stuff!

Baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

Dum Cheese Storytime!

Once upon a time, there lived a Dum Cheese in a little village beside The Big Apple.

Cheese Village Storytime Llama

And he didn’t like all the pollution and noise that came from the city, so one day he brought a Protesting sign that told all the city people to stop being jerks to nature.

Cheese Village Storytime Sign

And after the people inside the city didn’t respond after 3 days, the Cheese’s took it to a higher level!

CHEEZ

HE BECAME SUPPPER CHEESE! He charged the apple and it exploded into a thousand pieces.

Splody Splody Boom Boom

The end. If you enjoyed like and follow, and look around for more Cheese stories 😀

 

My NEW Clash Of Clans base (TH 6)

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Go ahead and comment your cool bases below so I can see them. As you are probably all better than me.

Great Minecraft Server For Avatar Fans!

This is so far, my favorite server. It has a bit of down time since it’s still being worked on, but it’s super fun to play on!

 

Minespud is a bending server with the factions plugin installed.

 

From me:

If you get on, I have written books for each element so do:

/mail DumCheese Can I buy your book?

if you want my book.

“The Air Nomad’s Fight”

and

“The Earth Defense”

are the one’s out so far.

Dont Forget My Rule…

Jamie has posted but StookyLukey and ftfhero haven’t yet. So ftfhero and StookyLukey need to post within two days or…  😦  you’ll get kicked out… :O