400 Followers!

Hello there you followers. Today is going to be a relatively serious post but there’s a special announcement coming sometime today, so stay tuned!
Right now i’m just sitting in the living room, contemplating how big of a number 400 really is..

Imagine 400 people all in a room. Think of how each and every person there has their entire life behind them and ahead of them at the same time. 400 individuals with friends, and families, connections and relationships.

Turning 14 in two days, i’ve been thinking a lot about getting older, and how much i’ve changed since the blog started. It’s insane!

If you look back at some of the first posts there, you can tell I was a weird kid. Obsessed with Minecraft and Harry Potter. Go forward a year or two, and i’ve lost the Harry Potter bit, but now more facsinated with Minecraft. Then, suddenly Clash of Clans appears! And Soccer! Twenty One Pilots and Pokemon Go! All of these as I come to see are phases of me. 

With the help of all the amazing fellow writers, editors, and contributors over the years, we have managed to rack up 400 people, and while they may not all be active (like 385 of them lol), we’re still grateful.

So thank you, to everyone who has ever liked one of our posts, left a nice comment, or just stayed with us all this time.

Still pretty blown away by the magnitude of 400. This has grown far larger then anything my 9 year old self could have even been able to imagine.

Last time, thank you everyone who helped us through these years ‚̧

Baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Pokemon Go: Pichu, Wartortle, Aerodactyl

Hello there you lights. Today I have a Pokemon Go post for you! I haven’t done one of these in a bit, so I thought I’d make one!

The last few days I’ve been doing well in Pokemon Go. I’ve caught a fair amount of new ones since the last post!

I also have eight 5k eggs, which I find really annoying, because they don’t hatch things that I like ūüė¶

Other than that, how are you all doing? Sorry we haven’t posted recently, there’s just not much to post on.

So yeah.

Thanks for reading all the way down to the bottom of the post!

Dictionary Taboo:

A covering, as of straw, compost, or plastic sheeting, spread on the ground around plants to prevent excessive evaporation and erosion, enrich the soil, and inhibit weed growth.

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Top 10 Underrated Blogs

Hello there ya WUNDURFUL people, today I’m going to be shouting-outting again, only this time, it’s in the form of a list post.

In the interest of promoting only blogs who deserve more people reading them, no one over 100 followers will be included in this post ūüėõ

During my travels of the blogosphere, I have found a lot of blogs that write waaaaaaaaaay better than me and have like zilch attention going to them. Along with all the new blogs who DON’T have a social media famous mom to boost them. Like I did :3

LISTING, START!!

10. OkayGaming – You might know him, it’s the home of Baggie! On this blog it’s almost ALL Minecraft suff, but with a rare Clash of Clans episode. Sometimes I’m in the Minecraft episodes, but not often. 

9. PauseenP – Lots of video game rants, and political rants. It’s mostly him being bad at video games.. and bad at rants.. *Que Sick Burn Music*
8. DV Talks About Stuff   He talks about video games, does book reviews, and sometimes origami still. I think.

7. arecklesswriter – Giving writing tips to anyone that will listen! Great to follow if you’re thinking of writing a book. Kinda right, kinda wrong, kinda reckless.

6. diariesofascatterbrain – Usual post topics include setting up his Minecraft server, playing Softball, and walking around playing Ingress. Pretty cool.

5. Stories by Stacy – Leaning all over the place with lots of different forms of art, and of course, stories! So far I’ve seen good photos, good poetry, and GOUDA writing lol.

4. Camster Origami – A collection of funny things and origami. Along with some video games thrown in for good measure.

3. clockworkdragonking – Making posts about publishing his book, along with the occasional fitness or video games post. And some of his posts get philosophical lol.

2. chipchompdoodles – With Origami and original doodles, this blog is the closest thing you can get to back when OrigamiYoda.com had a talkzone and uploaded a lot.

1. Pandora’s Box   This writer does a TON of really detailed and well written fan fiction. They do Transformers mostly, and then some anime I don’t know, and the rare Avatar The Last Airbender come out. The lowest word count I’ve seen in a post is 1,500. And the highest is 12,000 *_*

Did I mention that they post everyday? How do you find the time to write that many words a day and still have a job or go to school? HOW? And to only have like 2 people read that must be horrible.

Thanks for reading, like ‘n stuff.

Baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Writing The Longest Post Of ALL TIME!!

For those of you who don’t remember back when I started this in May, I decided I was going to write the longest post on Rileys Backpack yet. As of finishing this prologue right now, the final word count is 2134.

So that’s right, you read me. Today we are going to see if we can write the longest post of all time about everything I can scour my brain to write about while I’m doing this.. So let’s start, the time is 12:37, and I’m in Math Class. We were doing Map Testing but I finished it yesterday.

So.

Now I pretty much have the entire period to do whatever it is I wish to do.

I’ve been thinking and I’m wondering if there is any website you can use that is specifically geared towards writers featuring their writings live, like as they type it their followers can watch the page, see them develop ideas and such. Anyways I just thought it would be kind of cool. NEXT!!

So I’ve been practicing a lot of soccer after school now, and I figured out a way to build your stamina each day magnificently! I call it, the Cheestamina Effect!! Which sounds incredibly stupid because I just came up with it on the spot. Wait, scratch that name, let’s just call it “the thing from the swamp”. I’ve been using the thing from the swamp to help improve my stamina greatly. So here’s how the thing from the swamp works. I have a big back and front yard. I measured a distance from a telephone pole to a fence and its 90 feet (or 30 meters [pretty much]) So basically one run from the telephone pole and to the fence and back is one lap. For someone who was previously so unfit (such as myself), you have to start with a small number, like 7 or 9. So run that, then the next day run one more lap than before. Then one more the next. And so on. I’m at a really high number, so most days im running the equivalent of half a mile. Think about it. There and back is 180 feet, and a mile is 5210. So running only 14 is 2520, which is only a bit off of a half a mile. So if you do this, after a couple of days of stopping eating junk food and running with this system, you’ll be as fit as a fiddle. NEXT!!!!

I don’t know if I have mentioned this yet, but I am reading the Maze Runner series, and I’m on the Kill Order. I’m not going to spoil it, but all I have to say is (Spoiler Alert—– WHY DOES NEWT HAVE TO DIE ;-;—– Spoiler Alert) Sorry if you saw that before reading the spoiler alert. *sobs* I didn’t care about all the other people who die. NEXT!!

So a while ago me and my brother and sister started watching the show Lost, which is a drama about people who crash on a mysterious island. There are a ton of really interesting characters, and the best part about it is all the plot twists. In every season there is something new to fret about. The Others (the island’s natives)! The Hatch (4 8 15 16 23 42)! Charles Whitmore (Evil billionaire)!

That’s 500 Words.

And here’s another spoiler.. Up ahead… I highly recommend that if you haven’t seen the show you steer clear of the next sentence. I’m serious. Stop reading. I want you to watch the show and if you keep reading this you will never be able to enjoy it. Last warning. Why does Charlie have to die?? He could have just waltzed out, closed the stupid door and told Desmond himself that it’s not her boat. It was meaningless death! WHYY!!!

NEXT!!!!

I’m getting a bit tired of typing, I’ve been doing this for a good 20 minutes and i’m going to just continue this later. Also in the mean time i’ll post something about advertising in this post. Just like all special posts and everything more than five minutes long, it needs advertisement breaks to keep your skull from exploding. Welp, i’ll be back in a bit. Signing off at 650 words.

May 11th, 2016, 11:23

Heyo I’m back with the longest post of all time and now I have an advertisement to log into this so once I think the time is right i’ll add it in.

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Yea so there ya go Brandoboy. Today I’m going to be talking about absolutely nothing. I’m getting a bit (AKA EXTREMELY) bored of writing this. I feel like I should just import some material from before, but I can’t do that cause this has to be brand new writing. As you all know, I used to avidly play Minespud (a minecraft server with bending). The reason I stopped posting about it isn’t good. The server shut down and now I have nothing to do on minecraft, and because of this, I’ve pretty much stopped playing it for the time being. If any of you can think of a server I can play with factions and that isn’t too big, please recommend it in the comments below. Of course most of you won’t ever actually read this because your just going to read the top of the page, scroll waaaaay down to the bottom, and say “Oh yea I read it all!”. So if you actually read this bit in the middle, then say so by typing “Just 2 More” in the comments. Dang that’s 900 I’m getting reaaaaaal tired of writing this post.

I think i’ll go to a thousand and then stop for today. So. Clash of Clans. In this game, the clan Polar Cheese still thrives and we are getting really good at war. We are on a war win streak of¬†4 right now, and we are presently wrecking the next clan so soon it will be at 5. I’ve set up a new system to show who is the most important, War MVP and Donating Champ. I continuously win Donating Champ, and I try to pass around War MVP. That’s 1014 and I’m signing off for today. The time is 11:33.

I’m back, and it’s June 4th at 10:58 PM. I should probably be sleeping though. I’m on a pretty big losing streak on Clash Royale. But aside from that I’m in South Carolina right now, the night before the family reunion where there’s tons of food and family! I’m staying at my Great-Uncles house, and there’s wifi and cable ūüėĆ xD. But yea there’s not much to talk about anymore. The dog that’s in this house starting freaking out earlier barking and he woke my brother and sister up. Such loudness :P. But he went to my moms room so were good now. I’m getting tired so I’m gone for now, cya signing off at 11:02!!

Jeez it’s Been months, I’m still doing this? Uhh

It’s now August 13th, i’m just here to add some to this forever going project. I plan to stop once we hit 5,000 words. But hey, thats probably not going to happen until next year. At the moment, I am working on LOTE (Land of The Elves). I’ve got the story and everything down, and by the time this post comes out, the game might be finished xD. Jamie has Undertale on his computer, we are doing Pacifist, and last night we got past Papyrus! Then we dated him..

My current interests are Twenty One Pilots, Undertale, Rileys Backpack, and jacksepticeye. On Pokemon Go, I am level 16, and my best current pokemon is a 1095 Vaporeon. Brendan is working on music for LOTE, and i’m about to go get a sandwhich. I’m getting ready to delete some pages, cause they are irrelevant. Pages like Video Games (And Other Games), and Clash of Clans War Records. I might restart War Records later once I have more war stuff to talk about. At the moment, our clan has a war win streak of 2 and it’s about to be 3 :D.

Welp, i’ll be back in a bit after my sandwich. I’m going to let my sister type in¬†PINK.

HEY GO TO MY BLOG thepinkspace1 NOW.LIKE.SUBSCIBE. HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI OBI IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ¬†CUTE I MISS WIFI DO U HAVE WIFI ———– LOL =D =D =D =D =D =D LOL . ¬† ¬† OMG ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† OMG

Well that was weird. And it took her 10 minutes to do that… Do you mind if I just copy and paste something I wrote previously xD thats like 1,000 words? No.. I have to stay strong. Today I got 200 words done ;-;

BUT I”M NOT DONEEEE. whya why did that text turn gray lol. I never clicked for it to turn gray. I have to go for now.

3:50 August 13th. Here’s some LOTE details. Beware, kinda spoilers.

Area 1 is the House

In Area 1, you are Inside a house with thunderstorms raging outside, and your brother talking to you about how bored he is. He is younger than you , and his name is Prosper. He laughs, telling you he would find something to do. When he walks out of the room, the game explains the controls. On the wall is a drawing of Dum Cheese. The closet is full of clothes. There are two beds in the room, one is messy and one is clean. If you try to interact with the bed, you hear a growl. The hallway is mostly empty, aside from the blue rainbow painting. There are three doors, one leads to the kitchen, one to the basement, and one with Prospers speech bubble coming from, which is the bedroom. You are able to explore the house, but the basement door is locked. The key is hidden in a kitchen drawer, but the basement only holds a pingpong table, with a note on top and two paddles. To read note please see A1N1. The paddles can be picked up. If you go into the basement then leave, Prosper yells for you again, this time saying, ‘Hurry Up! What are you doing that’s so important??’

If you go back into the kitchen, in the drawer next to the oven, there is a totally dark photograph. For more information on that see A1P1. Also, stuck to the fridge is a note, which you can find more about at in A1N2. Once you (FINALLY) go into the next bedroom that Prosper is in, you see him making a suprised face at an elf who popped out of the sheets of the bed. He starts to talk in a language you don’t understand, and draws a blade, although he looks nervous about using it. Prosper backs away slowly, and you are given an option to fight him, offer him your lollipop, or back away. If you fight him, combat begins. If you offer him the lollipop, he grins in delight and crawls back under the covers. If you back away, he walks towards you uttering the same strange tounge, and you are forced into combat. Once you either defeat him, or bribe him away, your brother Prosper jumps into the bed and disappears under the covers. If you stay in the room for more than 30 seconds, once you go in, he asks what took you so long. You can either stay silent or say I was scared.

End of Area 1. Continue in Area 2.

That puts us at nearly 2000 words so far. Cya later…

It’s 3:24 August 26th. Looking back at that LOTE thing I put down, I kinda regret doing that, because this is posting sooner than one might think. But it’s not going to matter anyways because it’s gonna be a really long time until LOTE actually comes out. I mean, it doesn’t make any difference anyways, because nothing is really important in Area 1. Area 2 however..

I just wanna put this at 2,000 words, schedule it for next week and move on. I’m at 1970. Keep talking. Just gotta finish this strong! agh I have nothing to say to you. SAVE ME PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS!!

pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

AND WE DID IT WERE AT SOME NUMBER ABOVE 2000. I feel bad about this because I look in my reader and see some of my writer friends do like 12,000 words in a post, which is insane, at least for me.

Welp thanks for reading, leave a comment if you want your ad put on. But other than ads i’m done with this. I feel if I had have put more work into this it would have been much longer, but instead I worked on it like every other two weeks. Nonetheless,

Baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

How To: Make a How To Post

Hello there, you are a reader, and I am finding out that an intro everyday that starts with Hello blah blah blah… But today I’m here to tell you how to how to!

Step 1: Come up with a concept! Like this one! Only not this one! ITS MINE!

Step 2: Write the Steps! Like these ones! Only not like these ones! THEIR MINE!

Step 3: Make sure to add an excerpt at the end to explain your crazy antics.

Thanks for reading, and yes, I feel your hate, but this post was a joke :D. There will be another one that’s not so weird later today. But remember, I won’t be able to keep up with this everyday schedule for a while because I only have 2 Gigabytes of data on my cellphone.

Continuation of Step 3: Like that one! Only not like that one! THAT ONE IS MINE!

Advertisements for The Longest Post of ALL TIME!!

So I’m writing the longest post I have ever written about anything ever. And I can’t write it all so I need people to give me advertisements to random stuff! You can ask me to talk about their blog, cherry poptarts, anything! I need some follower-written stuff and some suggestions! And just say so if you wanna be featured! So please comment and send some stuff in and stuff and stuff and stuff.

Baiiiii

Approval Ratings

There has been lots of stuff going on in the last week, including history of¬†friendships, cheese merchandise (that I never approved of BTW), and the declaration of James Blonde that the blog was too inactive and that he was going to start his own blog. So.. here’s where I come in.

The reason I¬†(apparently) don’t post enough¬†is because I don’t have WiFi (as he said). But when I do post, a couple times a week, you’ll be sure its jam-packed full of corny jokes, polls that mean nothing, and lots of procrastinating. But eh, anyways, since Jamie has been taking a strange approach to supporting people who follow us (Publically shaming Captain-origami, xD) I have decided to put out a poll (not meaningless) on whether or not James Blonde shall be banished from the realm for acts of treason!! No, just kidding, I would just like to see his approval ratings so far.

So here is a poll. If you can’t access it for some reason just comment anonymously by signing out and typing at the bottom. Or Comment unanonymously if ya want.. Just tell me whether or not you like James Blonde.

The Anniversary Of The Blog!

Hello, it’s Riley a.k.a dumcheese.

I started this blog a year ago with one purpose. To entertain people. From writing stories, to blogging my life, to video games, to reviews, to all of that.

This blog is one of the biggest parts of my life. It really means a lot to me and the fact that we just celebrated it’s first full year on WordPress is amazing. I never thought I’d ever have this many followers in one year. I want to thank all of my followers for giving me support, and always liking and commenting. I just want to thank all of you for that.

And to celebrate, I am going to write more comics, more stories, more contests, and more whatever you all want. I am thinking of starting to actually do more of blogging my life. Please reblog and comment on whether I should do more life blogging.

Please everyone comment one question you want to ask me. Whether it be about my life or just some weird chicken or the egg question. I’m open for the questions.

I will do an extra-super special video soon so stay tuned to my channel.

Your friend,
Riley Chapman

The Life And Times Of Doctor Who

Jamie’s new Doctor Who blog… let’s hope he doesn’t mess this up since he’s never watched a Doctor Who episode!

Anyway, The Life And Times Of Doctor Who