Undertale No Food #2

Hello there you phonetic hilltop monkeys! (Actually made by me!!)

Today I have the second episode of my Undertale No Food series where I basically play the game, but I can’t eat any edibles at all the whole time. The boss battle for today was very, very easy, because Toriel refused to kill me because she’s a nice goat lady,  but y’know I had to slaughter her 😦

We're back in front of Toriel's house!

We’re back in front of Toriel’s house!

I head in, and she has an amazing pie that she baked just for me! How inconsiderate..

why no food series why

why no food series why

And she has another surprise for me!

My own room 😀

I like the color scheme actually.

I like the color scheme actually.

Apparently, I decide I am very tired, and I hop into my red twin-sized bed.

And wake up with a slice of pie that I can't eat. Fantastic.

And wake up with a slice of pie that I can’t eat. Fantastic.

Then I get bored and want to leave.

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She says no.

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She says no.
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She then realizes that she has some important business to take care of and runs downstairs to destroy the Ruins exit. I follow her, and she tells me I must be worthy or something to pass. So I realize I AM WORTHY WEEEEWW!

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My video:

After defeating her, I walk down a long hallway, and encounter Flowey.

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He says some mean stuff to me and disappears.

I then exit the Ruins, and WHAT THERE’S A CAMERA IN THE BUSH…

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Alphys…

I continue to walk uneasily through the snowy forest, hearing noises behind me until I reach an over-sized gate. And a mysterious figure walks up behind me!

stalker alert

stalker alert

But don’t worry.

you chilled me right to the BONE, Sans.

you chilled me right to the BONE, Sans.

It’s only Sans.

He tells me of his brother, Papyrus, a “human-hunting fanatic”, and we progress.

But here he comes, so I hide behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

lamp god.

lamp god.

And then Papyrus leaves to go search for more humans.

*encounter over*

*encounter over*

Onto the next room I find a new savepoint 😀

saved

saved

I find this beauty of a creature while walking out of the room above.

my first Snowdin monster encounter

my first Snowdin monster encounter

Then I have to murder a blind dog ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;

THEN DOGGO!

THEN DOGGO!

And.. I have to kill… the blind dog ;-;

i'm a monster

i’m a monster

Continuing into the world, I discover Papyrus and Sans have created a puzzle for me, which I easily surpass.

Pappy...

Pappy…

He leaves me an obvious trail to trek through.

oh papyrus...

oh papyrus…

A snowball!

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Nevermind..

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I walk some more and find Sans has left me his own puzzle.

Fortunately I was able to use my mental prowess to successfully defeat the puzzle and continue.

Fortunately I was able to use my mental prowess to successfully defeat the puzzle and continue.

I beat the puzzle, and reach my final savepoint for the episode!

SPAGHETTII

SPAGHETTII

Thanks for reading all the way down to the bottom of the post :3

Dictionary Taboo:

A standing light bulb with paper around it.

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Undertale No Food Part 1

Hello there you lamps. Today I decided to do an Undertale series since Jamie forgot to finish his! In the interest of making it slightly more interesting since many of you have already read most of his posts, i’ve decided not to use any edibles during my entire run. That means no healing items during the whole game, and the only way to get my health up is by saving at the predetermined checkpoints. This will be very difficult, and take a while to do, but I think it’ll be a fun (not) experience.

My name will be Cheese.

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I wake up on a soft bed of golden flowers in a dark room.

Upon leaving the room, I find this nice flower.

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He nearly murders me, but I am saved by goat-mom! (Toriel)

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Led into this room, I find my first savepoint 😀

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………..

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Once I get through that room, Toriel leads me to a dummy and tells me to practice talking to it.

Instead I am intimidated by it and flee lol.

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In the room after that, Toriel leads me through some spiky puzzle stuff and then states that she doesn’t believe in me ;-;

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They tell me to take one.

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I take two

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I take three

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But four is pushing it apparently

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Toriel asks me whether I like cinnamon or butterscotch better, and I answer cinnamon by accident because I was skipping the text, even though I like butterscotch better. She tells me to stay where I am and wait for her, so I disobey, and find another savepoint in the next room.

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I trek through the ruins, completing puzzles and moving stubborn rocks, until I come across the first mini-boss, Napstablook!

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I mercilessly slaughter him, but alas, ghosts are incorporeal and all that.

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After I get past him, Toriel calls me as I am nearing her home, and I get to my final savepoint for the episode!

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Expect an episode to come out once a week, not specifically on Sunday. Sneak peak at next time:

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Thank you so much for reading all the way to the bottom of the post :3

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I FINALLY BEAT SANS

THROW ME A HUGE PARTY I FINALLY BEAT SANS IN UNDERTALE. I KNOW THE LARGE MAJORITY OF YOU DON’T CARE BUT I DID IT! ONE OF THE HARDEST BOSSES YOU’LL EVER FACE IN VIDEO GAMES BEATEN BY ME!

You think he's harmless? You're wrong.

You think he’s harmless? You’re wrong.

It took like seven total hours of fighting over a period of eight or nine days. The only reason I beat him this time is because Saoirse bet 25 cents on it, so I knew I HAD to win.

This post will mean nothing to someone who’s never been stuck on a video game boss. But to everyone that has, I have conquered my greatest rival so far.

*clinks glass of tea with you* To more difficult bosses!

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Undertale Yellow

Hello you reciprocals, today I am here to tell you about the amazing Undertale Yellow, which is a fan-game created by SpartanScooter. The premise of the game is that you are the sixth human to fall into the underground, AKA the yellow soul from Undertale. I’m going to be playing the demo later today, so i’ll tell you how that goes in the next post. You can play the demo on your own here.

Undertale Ep. #5 – Omega Flowey

Hello determination filled humans. Today, I will be bringing you my penultimate Undertale play through. Google it. It means second to last.
I beat the King Asgore, and spared him, but little old flowey came along and shot some friendliness pellets at him. He took the 6 human souls, and became ultra powerful. 
He became…. Omega flowey!!!
I fought him, and died 17 times in the process. He had crazy plant related attacks, and attacked me with all of the souls he had.
Then, Riley told me that you had to press enter when you saw the act button. That made things a lot easier, and I beat him first try after I knew this.

Then, I spared him. After a while of sparing him, he finally ran away. 
Then I got a phone call from Sans 
who explained how the underground was. then, flowey offered to let me go back in time and do more stuff. I accepted, and began anew.
I started off right before the asgore fight, and I delivered a love letter for Undyne to Alphys. 
Alphys thought I gave it to her then I started dating her.We had fun, and Papyrus started helping Alphys on being positive and stuff. I wasn’t recording at this time, so I don’t have much info on this :|.
I forgot to mention that we dated at the dump. Papyrus called and told me training went well, and to go to Alphys lab.
I went, and found a note telling me to go in the elevator to learn the truth.

Cliffhanger!!!
Continued next Saturday…
In other news, be sure to check out my cooking blog, recipes every Monday.

Sanstale – Victory Over Adversity

Hello there ya three-headed dragons with two heads, today is the day. Today is the day I beat Sanstale. Today is my DESTINY!! Let me start off by saying, if you haven’t read the last two episodes, I encourage you not to, as they are pretty boring.

But this episode.

It’s exciting!

It’s full of surprises!

It’s jam-packed with the death of Sans..

Anyways, let’s start off with the usual death count that appears at the start of this episode.

x15 this time, not that bad 😀

Brendan is playing Undertale and losing to Undyne continuously on my laptop, so I’m playing on my mom’s laptop instead. That means no new screenshots. But I’ll be sure to add old ones that are of relevance. Such as showing you the attacks now.

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There’s the first attack, the locket, which basically spins around and destroys you over. And over. And over. ECT

This is the knives attack, it’s not so bad, because it’s not as repetitive as the locket. You just have to dodge a load of knives that hurl at ya.

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I fail on the locket like seven times, because i’m just getting warmed up 🙂

Then I make it past the second attack, which is the knives, but die on the spinny knives.

Then I realize that the third attack varies, because I do it again and the attack is falling orange knives, and orange means you have to keep moving. Unfortunately I didn’t think and I died..

I die a few more times on the locket..

BUT THEN

OUT OF NO WHERE

A HERO HAS RISEN TO COME TO THE CHALLENGE

AND HIS NAME IS

JOHN CENA

DUM CHEESEEEEEE!

LOOKS LIKE HE’S CIRCLED AROUND THE LOCKET!! HE THEN MANUVERS HIS WAY THROUGH THE KNIVES!! AND NOW.. IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S DODGED SOME MORE SMALLER SPINNY KNIVES.. HE’S GOING IN FOR THE FINAL RUN!! SOME MORE FALLY ORANGE KNIVES GREET HIM AS HE POPS IN! AND HE MOVES PAST THEM! HOW AMAZING! HOW INSPIRING!! HOW INCREDIBLE!!

Chara’s eyes flash bright red once, and the game restarts with no death message. I know this is the end because I watched some guy do it on YouTube beforehand.

Yep, that’s the end of Sanstale. If you ACTUALLY want me to do some other incredibly difficult game, a like would help encourage me to take on the challenge..

Some other game like Die Alone?

Sanstale – Big Knives ;-;

Hello there ya people, today i’m playing the very very very very hard game, SANSTALE. As you may have remembered from last time, I got this screen:

Sixty to A hundred times! But I have a feeling that this time I’ll be able to get past the knives! I just need more DETERMINATION!

I realize last time I didn’t really make anything clear on what I was doing, so:

Sanstale is a fanmade game based on Undertale! In the game, you are Sans as you try and dodge Frisk and Chara’s attacks. You only have one health, so getting hit at all results in a restart 😛

Each line represents a try, unless there’s a x2 or 3x or a bigger number x… That means I did it two, or three, or a bunch of times..

Ok, I got past the locket on the fir– nevermind I walked back into it once it ended ;-;

Hit the middle of the locket.. x2

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CONCENTRATTEEEEEEE

I made it past the locket, time to dodge some knives!!

AGHHHHHHHH I WAS THIS CLOSE TO BEATING THE KNIFE ATTACK 😥

The locket got me again.. x2

Walked directly into the locket -_-

Ok.. I got past the locket.. NOW SEND ME YOU GUYS’S DETERMINATION!!

Nearly beat the knives…

I got to where the locket stops then flew into the locket cause of my silly fingers..

Beat the locket, time for knife attack D:

HOLY CRAP I GOT PAST THE KNIFE ATTACK *GRABS RANDOM FOLLOWER AND GIVES THEM A HUG*

What’s next?? I kinda don’t wanna know..

Big knives.. Big knives are next. Big, hard to dodge, spinning knives..

I died on the locket again.. If I can dodge knives, I should be able to dodge LOCKETS..

Locket……..

LOCKET…….

Finally got past the dang locket.. Time for the Riley-Patented Knife Dodge Game, or RPKDG!!

Walked into a knife..

Walked into a knife again..

Flew into locket..

Hit by first knife. I’m going to try and get a picture of the knives for you guys next time..

I died on the knives, but I got a picture..

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RPKDG!!

Died on knives. It’s like Chara is pulling my eyes out with this one..

Annnnnnnnnnnnd I died on the locket..

This is the last turn, so wish me luck.

Died on locket.. That’s it for today folks, make sure to come back the day after tomorrow for some more Riley-Patented Knife Dodge Game!

Send me determination for then in the comments..

At least I tried to get you guys to respond to the post :I

Sanstale – A Shrekening

Hello there ya people, today I have some Undertale stuff for ya! I discovered this today, and thought I’d try it. Now this isn’t going to be much of a post, because most of the dialogue here will be ‘GAME OVER’, because it’s a one-hit kill kind of game..

Here’s the locket attack ;-;

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You have to go in a tight circle not getting hit by the locket at all.

I died on locket more than 50x

 

I cry over Papyrus’s death message that greets me

I got past the first attack

Chara says things..

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I died :I

I got past the first attack again, and nearly got the second one done.

Got past first, died on second x2

Chara says some  more crap to me..

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I screw up and walk right into the locket -_-

Hit the middle of the locket ;-;

Woop, made it past first attack, I am filled with determination!!

*Gets shrekt by first knife*

I want to give up, but Papyrus encourages me!!!

*tries to get picture of knives attack, but can’t because killed too quickly by knives*

I die x6 on first and second

I walk directly into the locket at the start.. x3

*is getting frustrated*

I get past the first attack, then walk right into the locket..

I get to the knives attack, then dies immediately again..

IS YOUR AVERAGE TV PROGRAMMING GETTING BORING? THEN TRY ORANGE BRAND APPLE JUICE!! THE JUICE FOR ALL YOUR JUICY NEEDS!!

*my heart beats very fast on locket attack*

*dies again on knives*

The bottom of my soul hits the locket and I try again with renewed energy 😀 (sarcasm)

I fly right into the locket AGAIN..

I hit keyboard and Sanstale crashes.

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THAT’S ALL FOR TODAY, COME BACK TOMORROW FOR MORE ENDLESS TORTURE!!

 

Fallen – Minecraft Adventure Map

Hello there ya majestical bears, today I’m going to be talking to you about a new minecraft adventure map I’m making.

As you may remember, my computer became unusable about a year ago after I got a bunch of viruses due to a bad file. About two weeks ago, I restored it to factory defaults, so now it’s spiff ‘n span for video games! As you most likely already know if you read my posts regularly, I already have a few games on my computer (Undertale, Comedy Quest, Heroes Must Die, ect). And I decided to redownload Minecraft just so I could play Plug Pack with these guys. I was inspired to make an adventure map, because I haven’t in a really, really, really, reaaaallllllllly, long time. You can view the project HERE but you can also just stay on this page and read.

The premise is of an explorer who accidentally falls down a trap, and wakes up in the Kingdom of Rudd, an underground community, full of puzzles and funnyish thoughts. Also, just so you should know, it’s very inspired by Undertale, as that game effected me a lot. The map isn’t available for download yet, and to give you an idea of how much has been done at FIFTY-FIVE percent done, here’s a picture..

So many hours in those command blocks..

So many hours in those command blocks..

Ridiculous, I know. I’ve already worked about 4 hours on it over the last 5 or 6 days, and I plan on making the map about a 30-45 minute complete play-through.

One of the unique things that is making it take so long is the multiple endings, which makes everything very confusing. I plan on having 5 different ends by the time I’m done, and I’m taking suggestions for any NPCs you want in the map 😀

Finished Undertale Before James

Hahahahahaa *sobs*

Yesterday I finished Undertale. Twas sad. Now I have to wait like a month so Brendan and Saoirse can play their Pacifist Routes so I can get on with GENOCIDE 🙂

I won’t spoil anything, well, because James already has an Undertale series and I wouldn’t want to ruin the ending. Also, James, take screenshots of your final battle with Asgore and Toriels ship name 😀

I was able to give James what I wanted without spoiling it, #MissionAccomplished

I forgot to take screenshots of their ship name while I was fighting him, and Brendan fell asleep, so he didn’t believe I actually beat him. You would think I would be happy finishing a game, but honestly, I feel sad. What am I going to do without my daily fix of skeleton-related puns and puzzles? So I downloaded some new games, ‘Comedy Quest’, which is a pretty fun short 13+ funny game, where you are trying to be a stand-up comedian. The game has some pretty good laughs, and it’s available for free on Steam, so I recommend you try it. The second one, which I got about a week ago is called ‘Heroes Must Die’. It’s much longer than Comedy Quest, already at 2 hours and i’ve only got 2 of the six achievements. If anyone else has Steam, leave a comment and become my friend, because I have no friends on Steam yet lol

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