This is probably my favorite song I’ve written so far, so i’m very proud of it. If I’ve stolen something unintentionally, tell me in a comment. Tell me if you like it as well 😀

Free Lunch #15 (We Are Still Humanz Edition)

Hello there you spider veins.

Today is another Free Lunch. If you don’t know what that means, basically I say the exact same sentence similar to this at the start of the post about the rules and then I actually make the post.

If you really want to know, then comment 😀

Starting at 9:10.

Today was pretty awesome. I just had a Chai cup of tea, and I have listened to the new Gorillaz album three times. I know that might seem radical to a few of you out there, but if you have ever been a big fan of a band you will understand.

My favorite songs from the album are currently “She’s My Collar”, “Circle of Friendz”, “Momentz”, and “Busted and Blue”. Also, i’ve noticed a few irregularities in the songs that were previously released. In Ascension, the little synth space before Vince Staples starts rapping is extended, and in Andromeda, there seems to be an extra synthesizer layer with a different tune on top of the song I already knew.

Currently, the album certainly matches up to the previous one, only I’m really hoping in the future that 2D (Damon Albarn) will take a more leading role in singing like in previous albums. This one only had one song that was Gorillaz without any collaborators, and even though having guests is great, I like when it’s just Gorillaz more typically.

My five minutes are up, so good night and I hope you will listen to the album.

Thanks for reading all the way down to the bottom of the post :3. If you actually did, then comment “Murdoc is God”.

Dictionary Taboo:

A device for holding a door, gate, or the like, closed, consisting basically of a bar falling or sliding into a catch, groove, hole, etc.


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Meant to be rapped: 


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Song Challenge Day 5: Empire Ants by Gorillaz

Hello there you Sloppy Seconds. (Bonus!)

Today I have the fifth consecutive post in the Song Challenge, Empire Ants by Gorillaz.

Here’s the rules for the challenge:

  • Post a song a day for five consecutive days.
  • Post what the lyrics mean to you (optional).
  • Post the name of the song and video.
  • Nominate 1 or 2 bloggers each day of the challenge.

This song is just really calming and nice to listen to, and I recommend it if you like genre-blending music that still manages to be good.

Thanks for reading all the way down to the bottom of this short post :3

Dictionary Taboo:

an extensive group of states or countries under a single supreme authority.

Rileys Backpack Twitter!

Hello there you exclusive offers. Today I’m just here to tell you that we have a Twitter account now! You can access it here if you want to check it out. Although there isn’t much there yet, if you follow us there, you should get a little Twitter notification whenever there’s a new post on the blog, which is good if you want to read the posts right as they come out.

Also, it has come to my attention that I am missing my profile picture. I don’t know why my Smiley Waffle dude has disappeared, but I’ll try to fix it later today on the bus.

I know this was a short post, but Maz has something coming soon that is more substantial.

Thanks for reading all the way down to the bottom of the post :3

Dictionary Taboo:

a loose garment, typically sleeveless and reaching to the wearer’s knees, as worn in ancient Greece and Rome.


Song Challenge Day 4: Moral of the Story by Watsky

Hello there you wubulous moonlight lit puddles. Today, or rather tonight because I waited so long to do this, will be the 4th consecutive post in this challenge.

For this post, I decided to pick Watsky’s Moral of the Story because I really like the song overall. The end reference is nice too.

Warning: Explicit Language

I have no time for Dictionary Taboo right now, so super sorry!


Song Challenge Day 3: Message Man by Twenty One Pilots

Hello there you fare cards. Today is the third day of the Song Challenge.

Here’s the rules, and as usual, they are copy and pasted:

  • Post a song a day for five consecutive days.
  • Post what the lyrics mean to you (optional).
  • Post the name of the song and video. 
  • Nominate 1 or 2 bloggers each day of the challenge.

Today I picked Message Man by Twenty One Pilots because it’s one of my favorite songs. Seeing this song at the Memphis Twenty One Pilots concert was awesome, as they sped up some of the background and it sounded awesome.

I nominate yeo223.

Thanks for reading all of this short post brought on by a desire for continuing something I started :3

Dictionary Taboo:

a room, set of rooms, or building used as a place for commercial, professional, or bureaucratic work.


Song Challenge Day 2: Stairway To Heaven by Led Zepplin

Hello there you guzzling gorgeous guzhengs. Today I have the second consecutive post in this challenge I have taken up.

I was challenged by Stacy to do this!

Rules copy-pasted:

  • Post a song a day for five consecutive days.
  • Post what the lyrics mean to you (optional).
  • Post the name of the song and video.
  • Nominate 1 or 2 bloggers each day of the challenge

I chose Stairway To Heaven by Led Zepplin because it has one of my favorite guitar solos of all time. If you have never heard it I strongly recommend you spend a few minutes to listen and enjoy.

I nominate 11yearold_left-wing_anarchist_who_likes_the_sexpistols.

 I would also like you to know I had to keep going back and checking your username from an old notification to be able to type it.

Thanks for reading this post. If you actually read it and didn’t like and leave, comment “Actually It’s A Funny Story.”
Dictionary Taboo:

To cook (food) by simmering or slow burning.