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6 of the Awesome New Puns You PROBABLY haven’t seen before *Special Edition*

What is a Bee’s favorite dumb quiz website?

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BuzzzzzzzzzFeed!

 

Where do snobby cows go in their free time?

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A MOOOOOOOseum!

 

What is Mario’s favorite food?

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It’s a-me..at of a freshly slaughtered cow!

 

Why did Mark have to pay all of his hard-earned money to the government?

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Because the government was Mark-ist!

 

What does a liberal cat like to eat out of?

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The wallets of hard-working Americans!

Why did the child cross the road?

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Because her parents brought her into the United States illegally and she is paying for their crimes.

 

Thanks for reading!

 

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