Nontenti-LundomCopia Expectatione Tendencies: A condition where before the beginning of every school year the afflicted buy organizational tools they deem useful for their school year that they use for the first 1-2 two weeks before breaking or more commonly losing aforementioned articles.
Necesse-clad Syndrome: Typically those who are diagnosed have varying levels of lack of portion control or time management, and only become productive or at all responsible in a time of crisis. This includes (but is not limited to) school projects, chores, jobs, and in some extreme cases piano lessons.
O.C.N.C.E.S.H.R : This comes in several stages.
Stage 1 (O.C): Over Committed
about dieting, exercise, projects
Stage 2 (N.C.E): Not Committed Enough
slacking on prior commitments that were impossible to hold anyway
Stage 3 (S.H): Self-Hating
Hating them self for failing to meet the unrealistic commitments they made in Stage One.
Stage 4 (R): Repeat
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