Diet Doctor Pepper-A love poem
At the movies, the restaurants, the house, the mall,
There is one soda I value above all
Though it may be overlooked
I have a special nook
In my heart for Diet Dr. Pepper.
Before you judge, hear me out!
For it is one thing I can’t live without.
Flavorful as it is complex, with a sweetness of cherry
I sip it all day while I watch Tom and Jerry
Delicious and not with any carbs
The perfect Diet Soda
To quote dear old Yoda
Good, Diet Dr Pepper is
If you still aren’t convinced
Here’s one hint
Who helps you with medical needs
Who tells you what to feed
Yourself? that’s right your Doctor
With his office neatly bordered
This drink is just what the Doctor ordered.
Diet Doctor Pepper, will you make me the happiest man on earth, and let me cherish you forever, to death do us part.
Of course you will, cause you filled my heart (with your delicious refreshing taste).
Thanks for reading about my undying love for Diet Dr. Pepper, I’ll see you tomorrow with THE TRUTH!
And until we meet again:
Diet Dr. Pepper, you don’t have to thank me for that slogan
‘Just what the Doctor Ordered.