Originally, when I called my second post ever “Joan Of Arc/Klutz Chronicles” , I wasn’t planning on it being a series or any multiple time thing.
However, today, I deserve a medal for being a complete and total klutz.
Honestly, I think I’ve said “I’m an idiot oh my god I’m such an idiot” about 50 times today out loud and over a 1,000 times in my head.
So, without further delay, here’s an entry that I give you permission to laugh at me about.
Today, at lunch, some of my friends and I stayed up in my math teacher’s room.
But this wasn’t any normal lunch.
Let me explain what happened.
Since my mom is really sick, she couldn’t make my lunch this morning (YES I KNOW I’M REASONABLY OLD ENOUGH TO MAKE MY OWN LUNCH BUT I TAKE 5 BILLION YEARS TO GET READY…DON’T JUDGE ME I FEEL YOUR JUDGEMENT COMING THROUGH THE SCREEN), so my step-father had to.
He forgot to pack me my water bottle, so I borrowed one of my friend’s. I took a sip, and set it down stupidly on my desk, which is quite obviously slanted mind you, causing the water bottle to fall down. My thermos filled with soup was in front of the water bottle, so when it fell, it knocked over the thermos, causing soup to fly EVERYWHERE-which is all over me, my desk, and a little bit on the patch of carpet to the left of my desk.
I can only imagine how funny that must have looked. Even when it happened, I started cracking up before all the guilt and “ur an idiot lol” thoughts came around.
So, I spent my lunch mainly just wiping up the mess that I had made in that catastrophe, instead of eating.
After I started really feeling bad about my klutz-ness, the day inevitably continued.
After lunch, there was Social Studies, and I knocked over an entire stack of papers.
After Social Studies, there was Band, and thankfully nothing really happened then.
Now, a few minutes ago, I knocked over the laptop I’m typing on (I’m still in school wehey)! Thank everything in the world that I didn’t break it…
I’m just waiting for myself to trip over a shoelace or something and fall into the street. Seriously-I think the klutz epidemic is underrated. It’s life-threatening. I’m scared about myself.
So, that’s my day so far.
Let me know in the comments if you’d like:
If you are a klutz, what is one of the most embarrassing things that have happened?
Please, make me not feel so bad and embarrassed.
Let me know also if you’d like me to write a post about the universe’s existence as we know it. Yesterday, I had Chinese food with my stepfather and we talked about the existence of the entire universe and astrophysics, which was really interesting.
That’s Klutz Chronicles!
Have wonderful lives biscuits!
*now the reason I didn’t do a theatrical piece is that if I do it I may trip…you can’t get mad at me over that…*