“So inspirational! A must-read”
“The grammatically incorrect story is a very interesting choice”
But leaves a part of it up to your own imagination. A certainly unique idea, leaving you on the edge of your seat!”
“The fact that they slipped a $20 bill in my book before I wrote the review was a nice individual flair.”
All of these are fake reviews for my totally real book, The Chronicles of Luca’s Great Adventure, co-written by me and Victoria.
The full book will be out soon(and by soon I mean never) but I thought I would give you guys a sneak peak.
So here you go!
They’re was once a flying guitar Anna a man who told me that one day trading will suddenly b second mini bullets and the earth will be overrun by pizza because pizza is lover and everyone soups now do Rosa because Luca saved us from the second warhow hard that time was because there was no chicken only species of pie
Luca and I was just sent like a that the dad of two children and gnight are the only ones who are you still e I am not here for a long gmail there of the.
But this Luca my best installs the tie manning of formal friendship by befriending the pack ouch lunch that had pizza invite s now everyone lives in eternal happier.
Bit more problends artist i the third war because there was a group of prep put e who hate Luca the pizza master so they took a spree amd nutmeg ore I forever clams
Bitty Luca saved the day again because he smacks the bullies in the face with a Edgerton.
In the end though, Luca was a great woman and then I watched it she was a good great and good movie to me but she was is the only very true story I was like I had to a walk and then they were happy.
If you are very confused right now, let me explain. Basically apple has this thing on iMessage where it predicts what you are going to say. By typing in a few key words (Luca, pizza) and using predictive I texted this book. Victoria has an LG and they have something where if you drag your finger across the keyboard it makes works and thus her contributions.
As I sat down to write this post, I kept trying to talk about my day, so I’m going to publish LAY tomorrow. So, if you have a question for me, leave it in the comments!!!
So catcha later and as I always say:
Make the most of our clogs because you may never hop to Applebees again.