Puns

Strap yourself in people, your about to cringe more than you’ve ever cringed before.

So one beaver says to the other, “The floods are coming sooner than we expected.” “Dam it.”.

I’m so funny.

Why did the solder flush the toilet? Because it was his doody!

I’m about to die from laughter.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because it wasn’t chicken!

Props if you didn’t cringe once, (not Baiiiii)

Edit by Riley:

No one can say Baiiiiiiiiiii but me .-.

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