yes I know this is garbage.
Welcome to our new hit show, Things That Turn Out To Be Other Things! Everything on this program, you can follow along to, so bring along that keyboard :O
For our first thing that looks like another thing, we have \]. Normally, it’s \]. BUT IF WE USE OUR IMAGINATION, WE CAN MAKE IT INTO A SHARK (fin)!
Amaaaaaaazing right? Wait till you see our next one, after this short commercial break!
WHY HELLO THERE, YOU LOOK LIKE A VERY INTELLIGENT PERSON. ONLY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE BUY ORANGE BRAND APPLE JUICE. I THINK YOU SHOULD BUY THAT!!
Thanks from our sponser, Orange Brand Apple Juice, for that ad. AND THE NEXT ONE ISSSSSS:
>.< I see that face you’re making right now.. LETS CHANGE IT UP! See how easily I can turn your ‘normal’ face into a beautiful and unique person.
WOWZA OMG HOW DID I DO IT! I MUST JUST BE NATURALLY TALENTED.
Our next face holds a special place in all of our hearts, xD.
xD has volunteered to undergo plastic surgery, and luckily, we’re here to help him through the process!
|————————————————————————————————————————————| | | | | | xD | | bloody syringe | | | | rusty saw | |————————————————————————————————————————————|
*strange noise fills the room*
*chainsaw against metal*
*tree falling onto a helicopter*
Alright everybody, were done operating on xD. Now he’s xpdogD. What do you think? Send me fan mail below! Like for more Things That Turn Out To Be Other Things!!