One day on Tatooine Luke Skywalker was walking his dog when all of a sudden the empire struck back again for the second time! He called his friends Leia and Han Solo with their trusty sidekick Chewbacca! They got in their ship and decided to go to the planet Hoth where the temperatures were far below -2000 degrees Fahrenheit. Their ship the Millennium Falcon was pulled over by Admiral Ackbar and was forced to take the long,long,long,long,long way to Hoth. But then the Death Star came back to haunt them! As they were being pulled in to the Death Star by the tractor beam. Han yelled “For the fifth time, I’m not going out without a fight!” As they were evacuated from the ship they saw an old buddy helping a Imperial Officer. Luke yelled “No the fifth or sixth empire got you too R2-D2!?” “And wheres C3-Po!?” R2 replied on his texting screen “You are a idiot if you don’t know that I ate him right after we destroyed the second Death Star.” The group of rebels (Not Including R2-D2) were brought into Darth Vader The 6th’s chamber room. Leia moaned “Well if it isn’t Darth Vader The 6th. I thought I destroyed you on Endor a month ago.” Vader The 6th replied “Well when you leave someone to die in a burning spaceship after an intense lightsaber battle and then you cheat and shot their leg 3 times that the person doesn’t always die.” R2-D2 brought in some tang and rice-crispy treats and everyone sat down and talked for an hour. Then Chewbacca got sick of talking and tore Darth Vader the 6th’s arms off and ripped R2-D2 up into shreds. Vader the 6th replied “Well please do come anytime.” and walked out of the room. Luke ran to the reactor core so he could slice it up but there was 11 storm-troopers already there with their game faces on. Luke threw his lightsaber and cut of the eyes of one of their game mask. Meanwhile Han and the rest of them were heading back to the ship when C3-Po came out of nowhere and said ” He only ate an impostor dressed up like me, So let me come with you.” Leia replied “Ok. But only if your potty-trained.” Back near the reactor core Luke had gotten rid of all the storm-troopers and activated the shut-down switch.The Millennium Falcon was ready and fueled to go. Leia could see Luke racing into the ship with blaster shots behind him. We are ready yelled Luke and then the Millennium Falcon shot straight out the hanger going into light speed with tie-fighters behind them.
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